City Of...


Angel: 'Scuse me, scusey. I'm sorry. Has anyone seen my car? It's big and shiny.

Doyle: Well, I like the place. Not much with the view, but it's got a nice Bat Cave sort of an air to it.

Doyle: I've been sent. By the Powers That Be.
Angel: Powers that be what?

Angel: You told me the story of my life, which since I was there, I already knew.

Doyle: It's not all about fighting and gadgets and such. It's about reaching out to people. Showing them that there's love and hope still left in this world.
Homeless Woman: Got any spare change?
Doyle: Get a job, you lazy sow.

Angel: Why would a woman I've never met even talk to me?
Doyle: Have you looked in a mirror lately? I guess... you really haven't.

Angel: So, uh, are you... happy?
Tina: What?
Angel: You looked sort of down.
Tina: You've been watching me?
Angel: No, I just... I was... uh... looking towards there. And you walked... through there.
Tina: You don't hit on girls very often, do you?

Angel: Where's home?
Tina: Missoula, Montana. You've been to Missoula?
Angel: During the Depression. Uh, my depression. I was depressed there.

Tina: Well, it was nice threatening you.

Oliver: You are a beautiful, beautiful man.
Angel: Thanks.
Oliver: You're an actor.
Angel: No.
Oliver: That wasn't a question. I'm Oliver. Ask anyone about me. They'll tell you I'm a fierce animal. I'm your manager as soon as you call.
Angel: I'm not an actor.
Oliver: Funny. I like the humor. I like the whole thing. Call me. This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Cordy: So, um, are you still... (she makes teeth and claws) "GRRR"?
Angel: Yeah, there's not actually a cure for that.

Cordy: Well, I better get mingly. I really should be talking to people that are somebody. But it was fun!
Angel: It's nice that she's grown as a person.

Stacey: You know what? I don't think you're gonna pull that trigger.
(Angel punches him out)
Angel: Good call.

Angel: I made some tea.
Tina: Thanks.
Angel: You take milk, or sugar?
Tina: Yeah.
Angel: Cause... I don't have those things.

Angel: Doyle, I don't want to share my feelings. I don't want to open up. I wanna find the guy that killed Tina, and I wanna look him in the eye.
Doyle: Then what?
Angel: Then I'm gonna share my feelings.

Stacey: You have no idea who you're dealing with here.
Angel: Russell? Let me guess. Not big on the daylight or the mirrors, drinks a lot of "V-8"?

Cordy: I am somebody. I matter. People will be attracted to my positive energy and help me achieve my goals. I'm right where I'm supposed to be and not dying for something to eat!

Doyle: Wow, you're really going to war here. I guess you've seen a few in your time, yeah?
Angel: 14, not including Vietnam. They never declared it.

Cordy: Wow, what a nice place. I love your curtains. Not afraid to emphasize the curtains.
Winters: I have old fashioned taste.
Cordy: I grew up in a nice home. It wasn't like this, but we did have a room or two that we didn't even know what they were for. Til the IRS got all huffy about my parents not paying their taxes for, well, ever.

Cordy: The hands in the Liqui-Gel commercial were almost mine by, like, one or two girls.

Cordy: I finally get invited to a nice place with... no mirrors... and .... lots of curtains.... Hey, you're a vampire!
Winters: What? No I'm not.
Cordy: Are too.
Winters: I don't know what you're talking about.
Cordy: I'm from Sunnydale. We have our own Hellmouth! I think I know a vampire when I ... am... alone with him in his fortress like home, and you know, I think I'm just feeling a little light-headed from hunger. I'm just wacky! And kidding!

Cordy: You don't know who he is, do you? Oh boy, you're about to get your ass kicked!

Cordy: Finally! I thought I was going to faint while barfing!

Winters: Angel. We do things a certain way in L.A.
Angel: Well I'm new here.
Winters: But you're a civilized man. We don't have to go around attacking each other. Look at me. I pay my taxes. I keep my name out of the paper. And I don't make waves. And in return, I can do anything I want.
Angel: Really? Can you fly?
(Angel kicks Winters? chair out the window, and he bursts into flame)
Angel: Guess not.

Cordy: I was just saying that if we're going to be helping people out, maybe a small charge. A fee. You know, something to help pay the rent. And... my salary. You need someone to organize things and you're not exactly rolling