Untouched
Lilah: "What's hidden in Angel's secret chambers?"
Darla: "Horrors."

Wesley: "I am not a sheep!"
Cordelia: "You are such a sheep. You've never a single opinion you didn't read in a book."
Wesley: "At least I've opened a book."
Cordelia: "Oh don't even try with the snooty, Wooly Boy. I was top 10 percent of my class!"
Wesley: "What class? Advanced bosoms?"

Cordelia: "We were just discussing whether or not we should offer to pay Gunn."
Angel: "No you weren't."
Wesley: "Well, our discussions tend to go about 3 minutes, then it's strictly name calling and hair pulling."

Cordelia: "No think! Pay. That's an order."
Angel: "Hey. How about we pretend that you work for me."
Cordelia: "You are really unpleasant when you-"
Angel: "Then why don't we pretend that you don't."
Cordelia: "You can't fire me. I'm Vision Girl.(pokes tongue at Angel)"

Angel: "Hey! You wanna get behind the tape? You gotta gawk, go home, watch a high speed chase on Fox."

Angel: "I'm outta vice three weeks, I've seen enough amateur night crap to fill a miniseries. So you wanna pretend that's not a cub scout uniform and tell me about dead people?"

Angel: "You seen a girl tonight? Maybe a little scared, beat up?"
Cop: "Nu-huh. Nobody but our Mr. Bills. You know. 'Oh, no! Mr. Bill!'"

Bethany: "What are you?"
Angel: "I've come to help you. My name is Angel."
Bethany: "Ha. Ha. Great, I stabbed an angel. Now I'm really never getting into heaven."

Bethany: "You can't make me go anywhere with you."
Angel: "I think that message got through. I won't hurt you. And you can't hurt me. You may need that."
(Bethany takes card and leaves, Angel falls in pain)
Angel: "Okay. Maybe she can hurt me a little."

Lilah: "I'm sorry I couldn't make it. Work just got insane, and our new clients are monsters."

Lilah: "I like folding. It's like a Zen exercise for me."

Cordelia: "Stop moving."
Angel: "I'm not."
Cordelia: "Well then stop breathing."
Angel: "I don't breathe."
Cordelia: "Then...stop flexing your manly boob muscles or whatever."

Wesley: "That's an ugly looking wound."
Angel: "Doesn't feel pretty either."

Wesley: "We should definitely approach this girl with caution. I guess you already figured that out."

Angel: "We gotta find out everything we can about her."
Cordelia: "Like, oh, say, her name?"
Angel: "I was impaled at the time."

Angel: "Do you know how hard it is to think straight with a ri-bar through your torso?"
Cordelia: "Actually, I do. Benefits of a Sunnydale education."

Angel: "She said she was staying with a friend."
Cordelia: "Well, that narrow it down to people who have friends. Where do we keep that list?"

Angel: "She's just a girl."
Cordelia: "Just a girl that could kill your ass by blinking."

Angel: "What do we know about telekinesis."
Wesley: "Ah yes. The power of moving things with one's mind. (thinks) That's pretty much it. The power of...moving. I'm better with demons, really."

Gunn: "You call; I come. Loaded for bear. Ready for battle. Somethin' else that starts with 'B'."

Gunn: "Isn't this the thing? Some the kids in my camp put it together for me. Thought I might get the chance to stick it in somethin' tonight."
Cordelia: "Men are all alike."

Gunn: "Fair Cordelia. You still savin' my life?"
Cordelia: "Every minute."
Gunn: "How's that workin' out?"
Cordelia: "You're alive aren't you?"

Gunn: "You got it. But if I come back her on the end of a spatula, I'm expectin' some serious workman's comp."

Angel: "I'm going to bed. S'been a long day."
Cordelia: "You've been up for three hours."

Angel: "Well?"
Cordelia: "Top of the middle of the day to you, too."

Cordelia: "No leads worth mentioning. Of course, we lost a little time during my 45 minutes of sleep. Good thing I left clothes here, or you'd be smelling me even now."

Angel: "You're safe here."
Wesley: "We're all safe people."
Angel: "This is Wesley, Cordelia."
Bethany: "So it's a family business, huh?"
Angel: "Friends."

Angel: "Would you like some tea?"
Bethany: "Yeah, please."
Cordelia: "You shouldn't worry. Angel does this kind of thing all the time."
Bethany: "Makes tea?"
Cordelia: "Helps people. You know, he helps people with problems."
Bethany: "So what's wrong with you?"
Wesley: "Where to begin."

Holland: "Wow. That little girl gave you one heckuva shiner, didn't she?"

Bethany: "She'll just think I'm crazy."
Angel: "Are you?"
Bethany: "What?"
Angel: "Well, if you are, you know, crazy, I just think things will go smoother if I know up front."

Cordelia: "There's something. She's got a vibe. I'm getting a vibe. She's vibe-y."
Wesley: "I didn't notice a vibe."
Cordelia: "Well, all evidence to the contrary, Wes, but you're not a woman."

Angel: "You ever done it on purpose?"
Bethany: "Course not."
Angel: "You never thought, 'Man, that remote's too far away and I'd have to get up...'"

Bethany: "Don't start asking me a bunch of stupid questions: When were you potty trained? Name all your pets...Do you like hide and seek?"
Angel: "None of those were on my list."

Cordelia: "You're sure nothing's broken?"
Wesley: "I'm sure."
Cordelia: "Nothing at all? Say, you're brain?"

Cordelia: "What happened to 'approach her with caution'?"
Wesley: "Would've given her time to get her defenses up."
Cordelia: "She wouldn't be crying, you wouldn't be bruising, and Angel wouldn't have had a near Melba toast experience. What did you say to her?"

Wesley: "Statistically speaking, the father was the best guess."
Cordelia: "There's not enough yuck in the world."

Angel: "You're gone."
Cordelia: "You can't fire Wesley! I'll quit, too! Unless you're firm."

Bethany: "I feel safe up here."
Angel: "Yeah. You did pick the one room in the house that may collapse to feel safe in."

Bethany: "People are pathetic."
Angel: "I don't know. I kinda like 'em. Time I've lived, I've seen some horrors, scary behavior, couple fashion trends I constantly pray to forget, but I see people try. I see them try to do better."
Bethany: "You sound like an old guy."
Angel: "Oh, you know, I'm very well-preserved."

Angel: "I was having a nightmare."
Bethany: "Looked like a pretty happy dream. Maybe the covers were just rumpled."

Bethany: "I figured we'd have fun. You can do stuff to me, and, you know, we'll have some fun."

Bethany: "I've done stuff. I can make you happy."
Angel: "You wouldn't like me when I'm happy."

Angel: "You want to make love, but you don't want to be touched."
Bethany: "Make love? What, are you from the 18th century?"

Bethany: "Are you shocked I'm a great big slut?"
Angel: "You'll find I'm not easily shocked, Bethany."

Bethany: "I'm...I'm like the chambermaid. I just leave. When a guy's on me, I-I made up the room, I show them in, and I leave 'til he's gone. Come back and clean up the mess."

Bethany: "Right. You love the people. You love them so much, you've got a hundred rooms to be alone in."

Holland: "You know, Lindsey is a guy who understands the big picture. All his efforts go towards realizing that picture. And your little girl is currently finger painting all over his efforts."

Gunn: "Knock, knock! See this works great. You break; I enter."

Gunn: "I'm still dealing with this man's ugly-ass living room set. Some people just shouldn't have money."

Gunn: "Are you offering to pay me for helping you?"
Angel: "Yeah."
Gunn: "Cool."

Gunn: "You're a very graceful man. Have I ever mentioned that?"

Cordelia: "It's the vanilla that makes the mocha less latte-y."
Bethany: "Yeah. Where I'm from, you know, they still just have coffee. Everything else is that L.A. stuff."
Cordelia: "Yeah. Don't bone my boss."

Cordelia: "The thing about Angel? He's old-fashioned. OLD-fashioned. Like, the Age of Chivalry."

Cordelia: "Those guys are better off squashed, I truly think. But, somewhere in that moment of panic, a decision got made and I don't want the same thing to happen to my friends. Or - and I can't stress this enough - me."

Bethany: "So, are you and Angel?"
Cordelia: "Oh, no. I like my men less broody and more spendy."

Cordelia: "Bethany!! You can squash those guys!!"

Lilah: "You're gonna need a friend."
Bethany: "My friends don't hire people to rape and kidnap me. At least not my close ones, anyway."

Lilah: "I was trying to make you stronger."
Bethany: "Good job."

Lilah: "He is a vampire, you know."
Bethany: "Weird."

Angel: "Looks like you're going to have to find someone else's brain to play with."
Lilah: "Yeah, we have someone in mind."
Angel: "Good night, Lilah."
Lilah: "Sweet dreams."