| Are You Now or Have You Ever Been Cordelia: "English breakfast tea. Coffee. O Pos!" Cordelia: "Something the matter?" Angel: "I, um, I think it's gone bad. It's starting to coagulate." Cordelia: "Huh? No. That's cinnamon. What? I can't try something?" Frank: "Guy gives me the heebie jeebies. Say, how about instead of this bill, I deliver an eviction notice?" Hotel Manager: "We can not evict residents on the grounds of the heebie jeebies. Now, if we did, we'd have to shut down." Judy: "My boyfriend? He's kind of the jealous type." Angel: "Maybe you shouldn't go wandering into other men's rooms." Cordelia: "You did notice that Angel neglected to tell us the, for instance, point of all this?" Wesley: "Ah. Well, I mean, clearly, he has us compiling incidents, arranging data, organizing information in such a way that. . . yes, I did notice that -- the no point thing." Wesley: "Frankly, I haven't the slightest idea what to do with all this. We could make a collage. Or a mobile!" Wesley: "Well, now we know one thing for certain." Cordelia: "Yup! It's not that vampires don't photograph. It's just that they don't photograph well!" Hotel Manager: "This is the third one in as many months. Why can't they ever do it in their own homes, for god's sakes?" Frank: "I should've seen it comin'. Guy did seem pretty depressed." Hotel Manager: "Oh really? How could you tell?" Frank: "Kinda cheap though. The deathwishers usually tip better, like they know they're not gonna take it with them anyway." Actor: "Are all screenwriters this crass?" Blacklisted Writer: "Are all actors this naive?" Judy: "The entire universe explodes!" Angel: "Sounds exciting." Judy: "Well, it's air conditioned." Judy: "Can you imagine that wallpaper being the last thing you see before you go?" Angel: "Maybe it was the wallpaper that drove him to it." Cordelia: "It's kinda like a puzzle -- the Who Died Horribly Because Angel Screwed Up 50 Years Ago Game?" Wesley: "There's a pattern here. Some force was residing at the Hyperion over the last decades affecting staff and residents. I just fear there's no real way to --" Cordelia: "A Thesuliac. Paranoia demon -- whispers to its victims, feeds on their innate insecurities." Wesley: (looks at Cordy) Cordelia: (holds out phone)" Angel wants to talk to you." Angel: "It's been a long time since I've opened a vein, but I'll do it you pull any more of that Van Helsing Jr. crap with me. Are we clear?" Hotel Manager: "What took you so long?" Frank: "He wouldn't fit." Hotel Manager: "What? What'd you do with him?" Frank: "He's in there. I just had to sorta, you know, what do you call it, make him fit. No chance I can get in trouble for that, is there?" Denver: "So, you were, what, about my age when you were made?" Angel: "I don't know. How old are you?" Denver: "Just north of 30." Angel: "No!" Denver: "Vampire wanting to slay a demon in order to help some grubby humans? I just don't get it." Angel: "To be honest, I'm not sure I do either." Wesley: "Orb of Ramjarin!" Gunn: ""Orb of Ramjarin, please," makes it happen." Wesley: "Please. And do be careful. Ancient conjuring orbs are notoriously fragile." Gunn: (Tosses Orb to Wesley) Wesley: "ANGEL!" Angel: "Guys, don't listen to it, alright? Whatever it's whispering to you, just ignore it." Cordelia: "They were like this all the way over here in the car." Angel: "Oh." Angel: "Watch his tentacles." Cordelia: "Excuse me?!" Wesley: "Tentacles." Thesulac: "I don't remember ordering take out, but I like what you brung me. Not as delectable as the last one perhaps, but full of tasty paranoia just the same. Especially that one." Wesley: "What did he mean by that?" Wesley: "What did it mean "especially that one"?!" Judy: "I'm so sorry I killed you. Can you forgive me?" Angel: "Of course." Wesley: "I've been accused of a great many things in my time, but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back." Cordelia: "Are we finished?" Angel: "Think so." Cordelia: "Good. Because I, for one, will be glad to see the last of this place. Gives me the heebie jeebies." Gunn: "No lie. Plus, it's kinda got an odor to it, you notice that?" Cordelia: "Seventy years of violence, mayhem, and paranoia? Bad vibes." Angel: "We're moving in." Cordelia: "I mean, a few throw pillows -- what's not to love?" Wesley: "Angel. You don't find me especially paranoid, do you?" Angel: "Not especially." Wesley: "Oh, thank god. I was worried." |