I'm writing a children's book. I hope you enjoy it. :)
Harvey the Horse Was Going Insane
He shut off his mind with Crack Cocain
Willy The Woodchuck is Hyper Indeed
Willy The Woodchuck is Whacked out on Speed
Thomas the Turtle Is Taking a Snooze
Thomas the Turtle drank far too much Booze!
Benny the Badger put a Gun to his head
Benny the Badger wished he was dead.
Marvin the Monkey is kind of a slut
Marvin the Monkey likes sex in the butt