For the LONGEST TIME I have wanted to get a bunch of them and make some delicious snacks. ^_^ Seriously though, how cool would it be to invite someone over for communion wafers? I'll tell you how cool it would be: REALLY COOL!
And finally, after all these years (thanks to internet stores), now I can! Bwahahahaha!
Here are a few recipies I've dreamed up. Because nothin' says lovin' like jesus in the oven. Mmm, sacrilicious... :)
Pizza Saviour Snackettes
1. Add pizza sauce and cheese toppings (cheddar, swiss, or mixed variety) on the body of christ (GIVEN and SHED for you, baby!)
2. Microwave for 60 seconds.
The body of christ tastes 10 times as good with melted cheese! :D
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Christ-Bran
1. Pour communion wafers into bowl
2. Add sugar
2a. Raisins or banana slices optional
3. Add milk
4. Eat with spoon
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Christ-Crispies
1. Put christ wafers into bowl
2. Add marshmellow fluff
3. Blend and mix and form into squares
4. Enjoy!
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Baked Christato Chips
1. Pour communion wafers into a bowl
2. Add desired amount of salt and vinegar
2a. Onion powder and basting w/ sour cream otptional to make sour-cream & onion christato chips
3. Bake until golden brown and brittle
4. Feast!
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Cheese and Christ
1. A variation on an old classic. Put cheese on the body of christ
2. Eat
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Jesus-Butter-Jellies
1. Take 2 communion wafers
2. Add a generous layer of peanut butter in the middle
3. Add a heaping helping of jelly in the center
4. Let your tastebuds delight!
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Nazarene Nachos
1. Bake wafers until golden brown and brittle
2. Cover with piping hot liquid cheese (or cheese-whiz if unavailable)
3. Indulge!
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Evanjelly-cals
1. Cover body of christ in thick paste of jelly (grape or avacado flavor preferred)
2. Devour
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Sacred S'mores
1. Put 1 marshmellow and 1 'fun size' chocolate bar in between 2 communion wafers
2. Heat our saviour's flesh over a roaring fire for 5 minutes
3. Revel in the ooey-gooey delight!
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Hesus-dogs
1. Take 2 wafers and weld them together with saliva
2. Place 1 fun sized weenie in between them
2a. Ketchup, mustard, relish, or cheese optional
3. Gulp down the flesh of christ along with various other animal parts.
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Pious-Cakes
1. Slather desired number of wafers in butter
2. Mix Small bowl of bisquick batter and blend to fine goo
3. Place wafers inside batter
4.Cook our lord in frying pan for 5 minutes, flipping over to get equal cooking on both sides
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Christ in a Blanket
1. Follow steps 1-2 from previous recipie
2. Cook pancakes to a golden brown
3. Place wafers inside pancakes and roll the cakes into a cylindrical shape
4. Slather with maple syrup
5. Enjoy!
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