[02:44] <NetBastard> I'm the sh1t!
[02:44] <statue> ow
[02:44] <NetBastard> uhhuh
[02:44] <statue> I've seen him throw...ouch
[02:44] <NetBastard> *node so virgorously his hea pops off*
[02:44] <NetBastard> jesus CHRIST
[02:44] <chad-hates-Xmas> I took chops from Lance Storm
[02:44] <NetBastard> someone
[02:45] <NetBastard> please
[02:45] <NetBastard> teach me to type
[02:45] <chad-hates-Xmas> my lord, that man can chop
[02:45] <NetBastard> Cdub's actually lightened up a lot since he went to ECW
[02:46] <NetBastard> I think trading chairshots to the head with Axl Rotten and Balls Mahoney kinda taught him that LOL
[02:46] <ZorPrime> are you referring to his wallet, NB?
[02:46] <NetBastard> lol
[02:46] <statue> lol
[02:46] <NetBastard> well, that too
[02:46] <Greasyfries> ror
[02:47] <statue> They'd do it more, but they can't afford the band-aids for their chests
[02:47] <ZorPrime> a good non-fiction is Ball Four
[02:47] <chad-hates-Xmas> Axl Rotten..man
[02:47] <chad-hates-Xmas> when you're too much of a druggie for EC f'n W, you have a problem
[02:47] <NetBastard> lol statue
[02:47] <Stefan> chad: that ISNT why he was fired
[02:47] <NetBastard> a valid point, chad...but in my experience, if you're too much a druggie for any o fthe big 3, they have another problem with you entirely anyway
[02:48] <NetBastard> I mean, they don't like, CONDONE it per se
[02:48] <chad-hates-Xmas> ok, brilliant guy, tell me why Axl got canned
[02:48] <Greasyfries> heh
[02:48] <Greasyfries> coughroaddoggcough
[02:48] <Stefan> he was fired for bitching about Creddible having shirts and
merch. and not him
[02:48] <NetBastard> but they'll never bother f*cking with you about it unless you've got heat for some other reason
[02:48] <chad-hates-Xmas> uh huh
[02:48] <statue> it's a look-the-other-way attitude, isn't it?
[02:49] <NetBastard> yeah, DADT type of thing
[02:49] <ZorPrime> dadt?
[02:49] <statue> gotcha
[02:49] <NetBastard> don't ask don't tell
[02:49] <ZorPrime> ah
[02:49] <chad-hates-Xmas> they'll do something if too many workers complain about it
[02:49] <NetBastard> KAY THE f*ckIN FABE JABRONIE
[02:49] <ZorPrime> are you saying Axl's a fag?
[02:49] * Stefan forgets that chad can never be wrong
[02:49] <NetBastard> LOL
[02:49] <NetBastard> Depends on who the workers are complaining. There are guys not working right now BECAUSE they complained
[02:49] <chad-hates-Xmas> no reputable promoter expects a worker to work with someone too f*cked up
[02:49] <chad-hates-Xmas> a lot of guys won't work w/ Sandman because of that
[02:49] <Greasyfries> xpac
[02:50] <NetBastard> the hardys wree ribbed ENDLESSLY because they don't even drink. First six months they were onboard full time, the boys thought they were snotty because the didn't go out to the bars after the show
[02:50] <NetBastard> chad - if that were the problem I seriously doubt the compainer would have been booted
[02:50] <Greasyfries> ribbed.. for her pleasure
[02:50] <statue> ah, war peer pressure
[02:50] <NetBastard> lol
[02:51] <chad-hates-Xmas> has anyone been booted for complaining about Sandman?
[02:51] <NetBastard> an astute way of putting it
[02:51] <statue> What about painkillers, though?
[02:51] <NetBastard> I dunno, I never really asked a lot of details. You just..hear things. and I don't knwo about now, because I haven't been *tight* with the hardys in about a year, however I do know that when jeff fractured his 4th and 5th cervical vertebrae, all he'd take for it was advil
[02:51] <statue> omg
[02:51] <NetBastard> that first part was to chad's sandman question
[02:51] <NetBastard> yeah, I told you last night, the guy's nuts for pain
[02:52] <ZorPrime> but is he kookoo for cocoa puffs?
[02:52] <NetBastard> I suspect matt might drop a lil scizzoop now and then, but that's about it for either of them
[02:52] <statue> I break my back like that, I'm calling for THE DRIP~
[02:52] <NetBastard> lol
[02:52] <NetBastard> morphine my ass, mofo
[02:52] <Greasyfries> he is cuckoo for caca
[02:52] <NetBastard> no that's 2x
[02:52] <NetBastard> just ask nick
[02:52] <NetBastard> LOL
[02:52] <ZorPrime> ror!
[02:53] <chad-hates-Xmas> morphine won't come your way unless they think you're going to die, or die from the pain
[02:53] <ZorPrime> unless you have the hook up
[02:53] * NetBastard hollas, cuz he hears y ou
[02:53] <ZorPrime> not that hook up
[02:53] <ZorPrime> that's another drug
[02:53] <NetBastard> oh
[02:53] <Greasyfries> DR ZAHORIAN, CALLING DR. ZAHORIAN!
[02:53] <NetBastard> tease
[02:53] <statue> I know...when I broke my leg, all they gave me was #3 for it, which was plenty
[02:53] <chad-hates-Xmas> I got soma for my back
[02:54] <chad-hates-Xmas> if you can avoid ever taking that stuff, do so
[02:54] <Greasyfries> i think the dangers of somas is the only thing 2x ever is serious about with wrestling
[02:54] <NetBastard> i'm amazed at how many guys still take that sh1t after louis died
[02:55] <statue> I know
[02:55] <ZorPrime> Somas with beer chasers = Spiccoli Driver!
[02:55] <chad-hates-Xmas> there's worse sh1t out there
[02:55] <chad-hates-Xmas> oh f*ck...
[02:55] <Greasyfries> "SOMAS ARE TRASH JACKDUDEYMAN"
[02:55] <Greasyfries> rorororor
[02:55] <chad-hates-Xmas> the guy training me tried to get me to "wash down" Soma with beer
[02:56] <statue> But even with the stories about guys dying/degenerating due to roids, it hasn't impeded the use of them
[02:56] <Greasyfries> i think thats the funniest thing my brother has ever said
[02:56] <chad-hates-Xmas> I told him 'hell no'
[02:56] * Greasyfries falls out of his chair laughing
[02:56] <ZorPrime> you know, you may as well chase it down draino
[02:56] <chad-hates-Xmas> "you'll sleep better"
[02:56] <chad-hates-Xmas> "yeah, I'll sleep so well, I may never wake up"
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[02:57] <Kneebasher> Hey Yo.
[02:57] <chad-hates-Xmas> "oh please, Chad..."
[02:57] <chad-hates-Xmas> "two words: Louie Spicoli"
[02:57] <chad-hates-Xmas> "Spicoli was a lightweight"
[02:57] <statue> OUCH
[02:57] <chad-hates-Xmas> then I lost it
[02:57] <NetBastard> :-/
[02:58] <NetBastard> whatta jabrone
[02:58] <Stefan> we arent talkning about weight obviously
[02:58] <NetBastard> no
[02:59] <chad-hates-Xmas> I told him he was full of sh1t, and that if he seriously suggested that any of his students use alcohol while taking painkillers, that he shouldn't be training dogs for an obedience school, let alone pro wrestlers
[02:59] <chad-hates-Xmas> his response: "Who do you think you're talking to?"
[02:59] <Greasyfries> i cant believe dory funk would recommend such a dangerous practice
[02:59] <chad-hates-Xmas> "I don't careif you're Lou f*ckin Thesz, you're full of sh1t"
[02:59] <Stefan> That reminds me
[02:59] <NetBastard> geez. almost makes you wonder why chad's not training anymore....
[02:59] <Greasyfries> and then you SPINKICKED~! him in le trash
[03:00] <statue> In this biz, I honestly don't put anything past anyone
[03:00] <NetBastard> nope
[03:00] <NetBastard> well
[03:00] <NetBastard> some
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[03:00] <chad-hates-Xmas> the guy went under about a week after I quit
[03:00] <chad-hates-Xmas> serves him right, I say
[03:00] <Stefan> I was talking to my doctor and i diagnosed myself wit ha brain hemmorage. He said i was wrong...so i threw my chadarang at him. True story
[03:00] <NetBastard> awesome, stef
[03:00] <Greasyfries> makes sense, seeing as you were his only student
[03:00] <NetBastard> lol
[03:00] <chad-hates-Xmas> haha
[03:00] <chad-hates-Xmas> nah, he actually had some students left
[03:00] <ZorPrime> Greasy almost choked on the cock he was sucking
[03:00] <Stefan> training dogs is actually very difficult
[03:00] <Greasyfries> f*ck you stefan i almost choked on my tropicana twister from that
[03:01] <NetBastard> but hey, at least you got to work on your hurricanranas with that hottie