GURINDER UPDATE MARCH 2009


WILD ALL NIGHT PARTIES AT DERA

The "in thing" now is to be at the Dera at Christmas time so you can go to the late night/all night partie(s).  This event is supposed to involve singing and dancing late into the night.  Our CI [confidential informant] planted there reports that the parties last usually until about 4 AM.  No reason could be found for the party based on RS teachings [propaganda] so it is assumed they are designed to lure people there with a promise of fun.  Celebrating Christmas seems strange considering that the "Great Master" clearly stated he felt Jesus Christ was not a Spiritual master.  Guess wonders never cease.

GURINDER's NEW KARAOKE MACHINE MAY BE AVAILABLE ANYTIME

Gurinder reportedly has a karaoke machine at the Dera now and whoever happens to be there can use it to sing along with "whatever" [weird Hindi music, maybe].

CENTRAL USA ORDERED TO PLAN TO BUILD A COMMUNE

Cult members in central USA have reportedly been ordered to relocate from the area around Austin, Texas.  Gurinder wants them to buy lots of land outside a larger city [Houston was suggested] where they will build a new "center" and then the cult members will build personal houses around the center to form some type of commune where they will all live.  Should this really materialize, it could easily become a nightmare for anyone who falls into this scheme and then realizes Gurinder is a fraud.  They would be stuck in a house they bought but which was really owned by Gurinder surrounded by spies who would denounce them to Gurinder for "lack of faith" or "straying from the path" or whatever and they could easily lose everything they owned and be ordered to leave with only the shirt on their back.

MONEY IS "NO PROBLEM"

Gurinder has reportedly stated that money is no problem now because he has so much money he can live off the interest even if donations should dry up.  Gurinder has consistently refused to release financial records so no one really knows how much money and other assets he owns throughout the world.  However, they are obviously considerable, now that he is openly bragging.

ONE OF GURINDER's KIDS REPORTEDLY NOW MARRIED

One of Gurinders two sons who have now finished their lavish private schooling in England paid for by you [assuming you are one of the suckers who gave Gurinder money] has reportedly now married.  According to the RSSB books, he is now only allowed to have sex once a month until the girl is knocked up.  Then, they must spend the rest of their lives living as "brother and sister".  If you really
believe this will happen, maybe you would also be interested in purchasing the stature of liberty of the Eiffel tower?