My Idea of the Perfect Girl

1. i'd like some one who is a inch or two shorter than me and is fairly slender. not that looks matter all that much, i just figure we should look good together.
2. i don't care as much about looks as i do appearnce. style is pretty important.
3. i suppose i should be at least a little physicaly attracted to her. it's just that i don't want to wake up every morning for the rest of my life and gasp.
4. age shouldn't matter too much i guess, but 3 years either way would be better i'd think.
5. she has to be willing to go to the mall in pajamas and to the park in sunday-best.
6. i want some one who will scartch my back in church.
7. she should be some one who is perfectly content to sit in a lawn chair on the street corner and just watch the cars go by.
8. i need some one who is laid back, but motivated enough to get things done.
9. she shouldn't cringe too much when riding in the car while i'm driving.
10. she should say thank you after i say bless you.
11. when i open the car door for her, she should unlock mine from the inside for me.
12. she should be decisive enough that i don't have to make all the decisions all the time.
13. she shouldn't mind me watching cartoons instead of the news.
14. she should be nice to animals, but not a tree-hugger.
15. she shouldn't hang those little airfreshner trees in the car with the wrapper on.
16. needs to have a sense of humor, and be able to understand mine. so a girl with a sarcastic touch is alright.
17. she needs to be punctual.
18. she should unwrap presents without having to save all the paper.
19. i would like some one who is alright with cold cereal for breakfast every morning.
20. she should say "amen" after somebody closes a prayer or their testimony in church.
21. she needs to be able to make me feel good about myself.
22. she can't be too sensitive to my taking shots. i don't want some one who runs into the other room every time i take out a syringe.
23. she would have to let me cry during stupid movies and not make a big deal out of it.
24. i need some one who understands me... some one who can tell when i'm sad and frustrated, and who can tell when i'm smiling inside.
25. she should be able to cook, or should be content with mcdonald's and taco bell.
26. she can be persuasive, but she shouldn't be pushy.
27. she shouldn't be too shy, but shouldn't be overly-friendly with other guys.
28. i'll need some one who can deal with me leaving the toilet seat up.
29. she can't get mad when i do my laundry by throwing all my clothes in one load.
30. she shouldn't be really into competetive sports.
31. she should be willing to spend an hour or two bowling a game.
32. i want her to get along with her family.
33. when i ask her "what's up?" or "what time is it?", she shouldn't answer "the sky" or "time to get a watch".
34. i need some one who gets along with my parents and visa versa.
35. she can't get mad when i spend a little money on stupid stuff (silly putty, rubber mallets, slinkys, etc.)
36. i insist on going through the temple.
37. i need some one who goes to church every sunday.
38. she shouldn't drink caffeine or watch R-rated movies.
39. i'd like her to be as chaste as possible.
40. she should want to have children.
41. my parents want me to marry a rich orphan, but that's not exactly on the top of my list.
42. i need some one who can teach me how to dream.
43. she should be willing to play nintendo with me.
44. i kind of like the lady-like stuff, so no cussing or spitting or such
45. she should dress modestly when in public.
46. she shouldn't get too easily embaressed.
47. we should be able to buy our furniture and clothes from thrift shops.
48. we should be able to wait on each other.
49. i'd like it if she could play piano.
50. she should be able to sing (at least in the shower and at church if nothing else).
51. our kids need to be allowed to believe in santa, the easter bunny, and the tooth fairy for as long as possible.
52. she should be willing to try new things (eating octopus, bunjee jumping, whatever comes up....).
53. i think i'd like to have a dog, so she shouldn't have a problem with pets.
54. if she wants to have family home evening, or scripture study, or any thing like that she needs to be willing to initiate it. i've never really done any of that.
55. she needs to be able to laugh at herself.
56. she should be able to laugh at me.
57. i need some one who can laugh at the sunday funnies and understands the south park/ beavis and butthead humor.
58. i need some one that loves me and can convince me of that.
59. i want some one who doesn't think it's lame when i want to ride my skateboard to the mall and is willing to bandage me up when i come home.
60. i want some one who wouldn't mind if i shaved our dog and dyed our cats hair blue.
61. she should play a big part in naming our kids (and none of our kids will be named after me).
62. i don't want us to have to rely on credit cards.
63. she should be willing to watch the princess bride like once a week.
64. i'd like some one who can be spontaneous and could tell me if that's spelled right.
65. she shouldn't mind when i wear orange contacts to the post office.
66. she has to trust me and be worthy of my trust all the time.
67. she should be able to read my writing without complaining about it being sloppy.
68. i want some one who is smart enough to be able to program the vcr without help.
69. i probably need some one who is fairly aggressive.
70. she shouldn't have a problem when i bring home furniture i found by the side of the road.
71. i don't want some one who hides when their picture is taken.
72. she should replace the toilet paper roll with the loose end on top.
73. she shouldn't be afraid to talk to herself in the grocery store.
74. i want some one that won't get sick on roller coasters.
75. i want some one who doesn't mind playing the radio really loud once in a while.
76. she needs to be able to leave the house without spending an hour on hair and makeup.
77. i'd like her to have the same taste of music as me and be able to converse about bands i know.
78. she should read well but not always have her nose in a book.
79. she should acknowledge proper manners, but should be able to open her own door on occasion.
80. i'd like it if she would wear her hair down.
81. she should be willing to answer any questions i throw at her, regardless of how stupid they may seem.
82. she should know how to play poker, chess, and tiddly winks.
83. she shouldn't get upset when i tell "dead baby" jokes.
84. she should be able to kill spiders by herself.
85. i want to live close to my parents. she should be alright with that.
86. i want some one who isn't concerned about what's trendy and what's not.
87. she shouldn't be overly concerned with what others think.
88. i'd like some one who could get excited over the little things.
89. she should be mature enough to carry on a serious conversation, but childish enough to spend the afternoon with play doh.
90. she should realize this list is just for fun and not be upset if she doesn't match every item on here.
91. i'll need some one who can convince me she doesn't have cooties.