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Test Prop in altercation
Current test prop Romper "Stevens" Stomper involved.

Commentators"Brain"scare
Paul "fatty" Flufwit underwent major brain surgery.He is well!

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NRL investigation over!
Dally M meal caterer apologises to Ponies forwards for mix up.

New mascot for Airline
Knight takes honours being named as new airline Mascot!

  

Bill Hooligan jumps ship
NRL Whistle blower now blowing ARU officials

Mother of all inventions
Manly pensioner showcases his invention to motivate "Touchies"

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"No Thanks" says Dragons
Club releases reason why greedy half back told "No thanks".

GB Captain on mend
Andy Ferret's mystery illness and form slump have been fingered!

 
 
 
 
 
This months village idiot! The man "Mundane" has told AussiePub.com that he has plans to marry in the very near future.He has found true love! Read the exclusive here.click here
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Because I got smashed-Afromen
AussiePub.com's resident cleaner Madam Zelda tells you how it is!

Dear Madam Zelda
I am worried people will judge me on my past.I now have the chance to be bestowed the greatest honour in rugby league,being named as the next Australian captain. I am taking elacution lessons and also seeing a speech therapist.My coach has pointed me to a great hairdresser who specialises in wayward eyebrows.The club doctor has directed me to a neuro surgeon to see if anything can be done about my overhanging forehead and also to see if the callus's can be removed from the back's of my knuckles.Also a nasal reduction if at all possible.A Physiotherapist has been employed by me to help my posture,as at this point in time when i walk all I can see is my shoe laces,which i might add,I cant tie myself.So as you can clearly see I am trying to make a concerted effort to try and improve my over all image problem.Do you think that there is anything else I can do to improve my standing within the Rugby League world to earn back respect that i feel I am due......Neandathol from up North somewhere!!!
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