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Primer for the Unenlightened
 What is that you see? A circle with eyes? NO! It's the incredible ninja ball (aka the dot/the dot of insanity) A flexible creature, the ninja ball can bend and squish into various odd shapes, though it is rarely seen in anything other than its normal spherical conformation. The only hint of its squishiness is a slight flattening at points contacting a flat surface such as the floor. The ninja ball is a very simple creature: a round body, two antenna, and two beady eyes starring out of a white mask. The undulating masses within the creature's antenne hint at some magical power, though none has been observed to this date. However, the ninja ball has been claimed to be an effective charm. According to one loyal follower, When its image is sketched on the cover of an extremely hard exam, an extremely high score will result. On the whole, the ninja ball is a very complacent creature and cannot confirm nor deny the effectiveness of its image.
One lazy afternoon in yet another boring high school English class, and image of the ninja ball magically appeared besides the words of King Lear. Marveling at the simplicity of the creature, the surprised student began to copy the design over and over until the creature evolved into the current ninja ball. Crack!?! How dare you assume such a thing. For your blaphasmy, you must go HERE and suffer the wrath of the ninja ball and its followers...the entire one person
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