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Is 9 a.m. really the best time to replant the entire Amazon outside my window?

Jeff and Vicky enjoy a "Chicken Soup for Man and Dog" moment.

"Uh, really, I'm studying. Yeah, that's why I was at the Backstreet Boys site, I promise."

Another hour and the Donner party would have looked like a picnic.

100 Jeffs were surveyed, and none felt more secure by having Guardsmen give directions.

Don't you feel safer knowing that the blue-hairs are being singled out? You could do serious damage with that AARP membership card.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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