Are You A Buckeye

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

"Vacation" means driving through Hocking Hills or going to King's Island.

You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.

You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition.

Example: "Where's my coat at?"

All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.

You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction.

You know what a real buckeye is, and have a recipe for candy ones.

You know if another Ohioan is from southern, middle or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouth.

If you are from northern Ohio you think southern Ohioans are hillbillies

You can spell words like Chillicothe, Kinnikinick,Cuyahoga and Tuscarawas.

You wear a shirt that says I brake for all yard sales

You know every church and organization that has bingo games and when they are held

You know that Serpent Mound was not made by snakes.

You actually get these jokes and forward them to all your Ohio friends.