Here are some things you can do to annoy people. (WARNING: Doing things mentioned here might have you arrested/beat up/disliked forever. Don't blame it on us. =) Blame http://getannoyed.com !)

General Ways to Annoy People
When a cop pulls you over, when they step up to your car, drive forward slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.

While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.

While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in Palmolive and put mosquito netting around your cubicle.

Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Walk very slowly, and make sure nobody can get past you, move in front of them when the try.

Walk around a restaurant asking other diners for their parsley

Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.

Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance to prophecy"

Finish other people's crossword puzzles

Finish the 99 bottles of beer song.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

Determine how many cups of coffee is 'too many'.

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."

Call your neighbors collect.

Change Channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.

Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.

Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.

Consistently refer to everyone as 'mortal.'