Merchandising Seen in the Cartoon

Here's the scenario: Sideshow Bob, for years the speechless, ignored sidekick, finally gets his chance in the limelight. He is the centre of attention; adored, admired and finally interesting. People love him. Is it any wonder that he goes merchandise mad? I think not. Below is a list of all the merchandise that our hero dreamed up in his commercial frenzy, patiently gathered by our humble reporter (me).

Sideshow Bob Brandy Glasses

Sideshow Bob Keyrings

Sideshow Bob Pens

Sideshow Bob Snowdomes

Sideshow Bob Limited Edition Prints

Sideshow Bob Commemorative Coins

Sideshow Bob Collectors' Plates

Sideshow Bob Posters

Sideshow Bob's Breakfast Options (cereal; voted number ten in a Top Twelve list of the worst cereals of all time by one Bart Simpson)

I wouldn't know how to get hold of any of this stuff even if I knew how to get to Springfield, so don't ask. Knowing the citizens of Springfield, it probably all got burnt when they found out that Bob was a criminal.

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