Known Family: 1 brother, Cecil (younger); 1 ex-wife, Selma Bouvier
Political Leanings: extremely conservative
Previous Convictions: armed robbery and framing Krusty the Clown; attempted murder of Selma Bouvier; attempted murder of Bart Simpson; electoral fraud; attempted destruction of Springfield with a nuclear device; attempted destruction of Springfield Dam
Hates: Bart Simpson; MacGiver; Liberals and Left-wingers; Krusty the Clown; Selma; Princeton; television; being shot out of a cannon
Awards: Daytime Emmy for Best Comic Sidekick (confiscated)
Pride: his voice; The Sideshow Bob Cavalcade of Whimsy; his Prison production of Evita
How You Know He's Evil: sophisticated voice; overlarge feet
Tendency To: have his schemes foiled by a ten year old boy; write letters in his own blood
Likes: Gilbert and Sullivan; sophistication; succeeding in his evil schemes
Known Friends/Comrades: Snake; Cutter; Icepick
Original Aim: to produce quality children's programming
University Attended: Yale
Travels: strapped under someone else's car
Voice: sophisticated; melodious; vaguely English
