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TOP 10 THINGS TO DO WITH A
CATHERINE COOKSON NOVEL !!!!
10. GIVE IT TO A SHOT-PUTTER - GREAT TRAINING !
9. THWART HOUSE THEFT ! ITS A PERFECT DETERANT, LEAVE IT
IN PLAIN VIEW.... THEY'LL SEE IT AND LEAVE RAPIDLY WHEN
THEY SEE YOUR LACK OF TASTE !
8. USE IT AS A TARGET !
7. PRACTICE WALKING STRAIGHT AND UPRIGHT, PUT IT ON YOUR
HEAD..... WELL, MAYBE NOT, THE INTENSE PRESSURE MAY BE
TOO MUCH WEIGHT FOR YOUR NECK TO HANDLE....
6. GIVE IT AS A GIFT FOR A BIRTHDAY... WATCH OUT THOUGH,
YOU'LL GET IT BACK, AS A CHRISTMAS GIFT !
5. STAND ON A COUPLE AND MAKE YOURSELF LOOK TALLER !
4. FLOAT TEDDY ACROSS A STREAM ! WELL..... IT'LL PROBABLY
SINK AS THEY ARE USUALLY TOO HEAVY....
3. ' FIX ' THAT TABLE YOU HAVE BEEN MEANING TO MEND...
2. THROW IT ON THE FIRE DURING WINTER...KEEP WARM - RECYCLE !
1. TRY TO ATTRACT WOMEN BY SHOWING YOUR STRENGTH - RIP
IT IN TWO !!!! WELL....THAT WILL BE TOUGH AS THEY ARE AS
THICK AS A BRICK.....
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