Things You wouldn't hear Tenchi characters say (at least not in this lifetime!)

Tenchi:

I am straight, honest to God!

I am SO not loving having all these girls all over me,

Hey, polygamy is allowed on Jurai, isn't it?

Screw Jurai,

Grandpa, why the Hfil did you bother settling down on this crappy planet?!

Why be ruler of the universe when I can fallow in my dads footsteps and become a perverted architect?

I never realised it before, but I actually live with all these gorgeous girls who all fancy me....how'd I miss that? 

(Singing) "Sex bomb, sex bomb, I'm a sex bomb..."

Ayeka, I can't date my great Aunt....THAT'S DISGUSTING!

Why did I ever break the seal on that cave? biggest mistake of my life.

Ryoko, that tail thing...does that make you a Saiyan?

Ryoko;

Tenchi leave me alone.

Not tonight Tenchi.

I'm not going to argue with you Ayeka.

Me?  Like Tenchi?  That wimp?!!  NO WAY!!

I am a demon, but not a very powerful one.

I'm tired, think I'll set my alarm for 700 years time.

Jurai was like that when I got there, honest.

Tenchi or Shinji....hmmmm, choices.....

.......What sounds better, Ikari Ryoko, or Mazaki Ryoko?

How the hell can I be Asian if I'm from outer space?!

Ayeka:

Lord Tenchi and I will not be getting married, he is not enough of a man.

Ryoko....(no argument)

Azaka, Kamidake....gel lost, I'm fine on my own!

Sasami:

Go to Hell

Ryo-Oki needs to be spayed

Kin-oki is getting too close to Ryo-oki for my liking

Ayeka!! You call your self the "1st crown princess"?  You're useless!! Gimme that thing!! (snatches Ayeka's crown) 

Mihoshi:

Here's my report, complete and on time commander.

Oh great :)  I got a promotion!

sh*t

KYONIE YOU BONE HEAD!!

That promotion meant everything to me...And you screwed it up!!

Kyonie:

Kagato:

Yosho

Washu:

Dr Cley:

Zero:

Ryo-Oki;

Woof.