The bitchen tales of the whore who stole christmas :) and Dickface Chris! Once there was a bitch named michelle she loved to say hi to people and had the coolest friends! Well one day michelle was fucking a pine tree and she noticed it hurt! rar she said as the fire ran threw her vagina then she screamed. Well at this time a guy named chris He has a vagina to because his penis got cut off by the cheese grater. He dropped out of school because he was a pure idiot and he could not spell a fucking word. He loved his 2 fathers that he fucked every morning they where his pancakes as he said... He dipped his vagina into syrup and let his fathers wack off on him like he was a blow up doll. Chris was a great idiot in a way you could not belive he had half a fetus hanging out of his ass that looked like a dick in a way.. father 1 as he called him the black man that we all know and hate Called it the back up penis every one loved well only the black father loved it.. yes indeed sucking it like he could not find the end to it. Well father 2 the big fat white father that loved cabbage and loved to stick his arm into Chris's Ass hole very deep and very analy. Well chris didnt like any of this at first but he grew to enjoy it. Santa clause as they say black santa because his black father always dressed up in a tube top and panty hose and fucked chris like he never knew it was coming every christmas And chris is always sleeping so its a wonderful surprise.! By James Budd Nuclear ice in other words and ill write part 2 later