My conversation with Jose while I was fighting Azazer, which is probably why the fight took over 2 hours:

Me (7:55:53 PM): dude

Jose (7:55:59 PM): what

Me (7:56:10 PM): im gonna lose to azazer

Jose (7:56:20 PM): heal

Jose (7:56:25 PM): dont lose!!!

Jose (7:56:28 PM): revive deaed people

Me (7:56:35 PM): ive already used like 3 mental enhancers

Me (7:56:40 PM): and ive hit him like once

Jose (7:56:46 PM): wow

Me (7:56:48 PM): ill run out of items

Me (7:56:53 PM): and the match has been like 10 minutes!

Me (7:56:56 PM): hes too fast

Me (7:57:14 PM): if i do a certain amount of damage to him, does he use different moves

Jose (7:57:15 PM): form a plan

Jose (7:57:25 PM): prolly

Jose (7:57:28 PM): they like to get pissed

Me (7:57:33 PM): do they mp drain?

Me (7:57:42 PM): because i cant handle these mp draining attacks

Me (7:57:52 PM): id rather him do 4k dmg than 100 mp dmg

Me (7:58:09 PM): if only nel could heal mp...

Jose (7:58:13 PM): i think all his attack mp drain

Me (8:02:53 PM): please tell me how much hp this guy has

Me (8:02:56 PM): and mp

Jose (8:03:01 PM): 99000

Jose (8:03:06 PM): hp

Jose (8:03:09 PM): not sure about mp

Me (8:10:55 PM): can i hit this dude in the air if i use circle at long range

Me (8:11:23 PM): you realize if i lose im never playing star ocean again

Jose (8:11:46 PM): you should have the other 2 distract him and hit him from behind

Me (8:11:51 PM): dont i have like some kind of item to make me invincible to mp killing

Jose (8:11:54 PM): u hit him from behind

Me (8:11:59 PM): wow

Jose (8:11:59 PM): no

Me (8:12:04 PM): i dont think you realize the situation

Jose (8:12:23 PM): how much damage have u done

Me (8:12:28 PM): maybe 1k

Me (8:12:59 PM): seriously i tag you in

Me (8:13:02 PM): bring your guys into my game right now

Me (8:13:24 PM): this battle has too much at stake

Jose (8:13:38 PM): jsut pause

Jose (8:13:44 PM): ill play it tomrow

Jose (8:13:47 PM): or change weapons

Jose (8:13:51 PM): or accesorys

Jose (8:13:53 PM): cheat

Me (8:14:04 PM): if i used the laser weapon

Me (8:14:09 PM): i would probably win

Jose (8:14:18 PM): do it

Jose (8:14:25 PM): theres so much at stake

Jose (8:14:37 PM): u atleast beat the fools with the broadsword

Me (8:17:27 PM): omg

Me (8:17:31 PM): thank you thank you thank you

Me (8:17:38 PM): i have an accessory

Me (8:17:51 PM): "3% MP recovery at intervals during battle"

Jose (8:18:11 PM): is that gonna be enough

Me (8:18:13 PM): oh yeah

Me (8:18:21 PM): that just put me back in the fight

Jose (8:18:26 PM): with your no damage

Me (8:18:30 PM): yeah yeah

Me (8:18:36 PM): but now i have a chance

Me (8:19:07 PM): awesome

Me (8:19:10 PM): its like every 5 seconds too

Me (8:29:39 PM): ok

Me (8:29:47 PM): i really need to know if hes gonna use other moves

Me (8:29:51 PM): ones that do like 400 mp dmg

Jose (8:30:34 PM): he didnt last long enough for me to know

Me (8:30:45 PM): check the players guide!

Me (8:30:50 PM): and also check his mp

Jose (8:35:10 PM): alright i checked

Jose (8:35:16 PM): he has 9000mp

Jose (8:35:21 PM): and he doesnt get crazier

Me (8:35:27 PM): haha

Me (8:35:31 PM): this will be easy then

Jose (8:35:51 PM): are u doing alot of damage or slowly taking away his hp

Me (8:36:22 PM): how could i do a lot of dmg

Jose (8:36:37 PM): i mean are u attacking like a beast

Jose (8:36:40 PM): or like a scott

Me (8:37:08 PM): uh like a scott

Me (8:37:17 PM): if i attacked like a beast i would be dead in a minute

Me (8:37:37 PM): this mp healing is even cheaper than standby healing because i dont even have to be standing still

Jose (8:38:08 PM): would u mp kill him

Jose (8:38:20 PM): itd be afster than hp killing him

Jose (8:38:25 PM): faster*

Me (8:39:48 PM): i wish i had ice blade

Jose (8:39:59 PM): the foolish move i use

Me (8:40:14 PM): this guy should have died from exhaustion by now

Jose (8:40:24 PM): i really wanna know how you cheated agaisnt those guys

Me (8:41:55 PM): i think you want to know how im cheating against these guys

Me (8:41:57 PM): this guy*

Me (8:42:16 PM): just when i thought they actually made a boss pure cheapness

Me (8:42:29 PM): they go and give me an mp regeneration item

Jose (8:44:37 PM): now i gotta go write that health paper

Me (8:44:47 PM): im not going to school tomorrow

Jose (8:44:54 PM): why not

Jose (8:45:02 PM): your missing out

Jose (8:45:08 PM): on school spirit day

Me (8:45:46 PM): because im still gonna be fighting this guy tomorrow morning

Jose (8:45:55 PM): lol

Jose (8:46:04 PM): how much damage do you think youve done

Me (8:46:11 PM): not a lot

Jose (9:06:10 PM): did u win

Me (9:06:41 PM): haha

Me (9:06:47 PM): he really better not have another attack

Jose (9:06:57 PM): dont worry

Jose (9:07:02 PM): only that whip and the sniping move

Me (9:10:13 PM): well the sniping is a little disproportionate to the whip

Me (9:10:15 PM): like 1:100

Jose (9:11:22 PM): stupid printer not working

Jose (9:12:13 PM): i cant believe your still fighting

Me (9:12:25 PM): this guy is nothing

Me (9:12:35 PM): crossell owns him

Jose (9:12:38 PM): he was before you discovered cheating

Me (9:12:45 PM): yeah

Me (9:12:54 PM): i should have known star ocean would put in mana regeneration

Me (9:13:06 PM): i mean if it has item creation, the most cheating thing there could be in a game

Me (9:13:11 PM): item creation shouldnt exist at all

Me (9:13:22 PM): i bet you can even make an item that regenerates mp faster

Jose (9:13:43 PM): u can prolly refine that item

Jose (9:13:47 PM): or a different one

Me (9:14:12 PM): if i wanted to cheat!

Jose (9:14:16 PM): item creation was genious

Me (9:14:32 PM): so are my strategies

Me (9:15:38 PM): wow i cant believe that

Me (9:15:52 PM): he actually cheaped me up by hitting me on top of that thing that i thought you couldnt get on top of

Me (9:16:00 PM): then he edge guarded me

Me (9:17:51 PM): i think hes getting angry now

Me (9:18:00 PM): but seriously he edge guarded me, smash style

Me (9:18:06 PM): now i have to stay away from that thing

Jose (9:20:33 PM): o yea i forgot he has a 2nd form

Jose (9:20:41 PM): its enraged azezar

Me (9:21:06 PM): shutup

Me (9:21:14 PM): we dont joke around like that

Jose (9:21:27 PM): fine keep thinking that

Jose (9:21:31 PM): i hope u still ahve tiems

Me (9:22:14 PM): i know its a lie

Me (9:22:18 PM): because hes already enraged

Me (9:22:23 PM): and theres no way he could become more enraged

Jose (9:22:41 PM): or he can

Me (9:23:01 PM): no, i know the limits of his rage

Me (9:23:05 PM): ive been studying him all this time

Jose (9:23:18 PM): youve been cowering at his presence

Me (9:23:48 PM): or hes too retarded and should learn a new attack

Jose (9:24:21 PM): hes just an office clown with glasses

Jose (9:24:29 PM): they usually dont have crazy attacks

Jose (9:24:43 PM): well thats untill they get enraged

Jose (9:24:52 PM): like azezar does

Jose (9:24:56 PM): then hes no clown

Me (9:26:05 PM): yeah why is he so good at fighting

Me (9:26:07 PM): it doesnt make sense

Jose (9:26:39 PM): just like the creator is a beast

Jose (9:26:50 PM): but hes jsut supposed to be some nerd guy

Jose (9:26:54 PM): with wings????

Jose (9:27:29 PM): would you super scan the enemy

Jose (9:27:33 PM): and tell me his hp

Jose (9:27:38 PM): whats left of it

Me (9:27:41 PM): yeah his sniping attack...

Me (9:27:49 PM): he just shoots you with a pistol from 5 feet away

Me (9:27:53 PM): thats not sniping

Me (9:28:15 PM): id be hard to kill too if i had a pistol that drained mp...

Jose (9:28:19 PM): uhh considering who he is id call it sniping

Jose (9:28:48 PM): why dont you use some fresh sages and have maria run at him for good times

Jose (9:28:54 PM): maybe shell do some mp damage

Me (9:29:14 PM): and waste my fresh sages

Me (9:29:22 PM): i wish i could shop in the middle of a battle

Me (9:29:27 PM): and hold more than 20 of an item

Me (9:29:35 PM): because holding more than 20 of an item makes sense

Me (9:29:46 PM): unless i can item create a pack to hold more items

Jose (9:30:05 PM): your not allowed to

Jose (9:30:08 PM): thats cheating

Jose (9:31:34 PM): use some symbology on him

Me (9:31:39 PM): yeah this guy wishes he was nathan graves

Jose (9:31:51 PM): i wish i knew who that was

Me (9:32:54 PM): yeah hes a nathan graves wannabe

Jose (9:32:55 PM): why did you tell karbovanec you have a website

Me (9:33:02 PM): because she asked!

Jose (9:33:04 PM): whose nathan graves

Me (9:33:11 PM): your foolish for not knowing

Me (9:33:15 PM): i might have the name wrong though

Me (9:33:27 PM): but go search for any game with nathan graves in it, then buy that game

Me (9:33:39 PM): or maybe im thinking of soma cruz

Me (9:33:43 PM): that might be wrong too though

(Unrelated unimportant talking for a few minutes)

Me (9:37:28 PM): and talking to me, slowing down my killing this guy

Jose (9:37:57 PM): is this a record for longest battle

Me (9:38:41 PM): i would so get a trophy from this battle

Me (9:38:45 PM): or like 10

Me (9:38:53 PM): then would instantly create themselves because thats how sick i am

Me (9:39:18 PM): i would get one for battle over 2 hours, winning with the broadsword, winning with one character, winning at lvl 33

Me (9:39:21 PM): and not making sense while i exist

Me (9:39:40 PM): it would be like this is the not making sense while you exist trophy

Jose (9:41:38 PM): why is rich so anime stupid

Me (9:41:51 PM): its what he does

Me (9:42:07 PM): hell own you in love hina and happy lessons though

Me (9:42:28 PM): i am now apologizing to the crystal paladin boss who i mp killed

Jose (9:42:39 PM): haha

Me (9:42:43 PM): because now i know how it feels to fight someone who only attacks your mp

Jose (9:42:57 PM): i hate dying that way

Jose (9:43:13 PM): that how the creator killed off 2 of my characters

Me (9:43:30 PM): the creator...

Me (9:43:39 PM): is that right before the end boss or something

Jose (9:43:41 PM): cliff was the only survivor

Me (9:43:41 PM): or did i own him already

Jose (9:43:50 PM): hes the final boss

Me (9:44:06 PM): hey

Me (9:44:07 PM): remember

Jose (9:44:08 PM): cliff surviving made no sense since he had the elast mp

Me (9:44:10 PM): remember the time

Me (9:44:16 PM): i need to know if you remember this time

Me (9:44:22 PM): when i asked if he has any other attacks

Me (9:44:26 PM): and you said no

Me (9:44:33 PM): do you remember that time

Jose (9:44:48 PM): im not sure if i do

Jose (9:44:54 PM): i need more to remind me

Me (9:44:59 PM): because if you did say that

Me (9:45:02 PM): you would be very very wrong

Jose (9:45:19 PM): that means hes getting enraged

Me (9:45:34 PM): well i saw at the top of the screen an attack that wasnt sniping

Me (9:45:40 PM): and i got too scared to do anything because it wasnt sniping

Me (9:45:47 PM): but its a crap move and didnt own me

Me (9:45:59 PM): but that means he might also have another more powerful move!

Jose (9:46:08 PM): he does!

Me (9:46:09 PM): and i dont like powerful moves

Jose (9:46:11 PM): he ahs a 2nd form

Me (9:46:24 PM): i dont want to see him power up and go super saiyan or something

Me (9:47:14 PM): well

Jose (9:47:14 PM): i cant wait for you to get farther

Me (9:47:18 PM): now i know what that move does

Jose (9:47:19 PM): and die to even harder bosses

Me (9:47:31 PM): if you get hit by it, you got frozen in a prison

Me (9:47:43 PM): where he will proceed to cheap you up if you dont have a clone generator

Jose (9:48:00 PM): did you purposely get it

Me (9:48:40 PM): uh no

Me (9:48:45 PM): and i dont want to get hit again

Jose (9:49:10 PM): would you blade of fury him to death already

Me (9:49:10 PM): this means hes probably gonna get another attack later too

Jose (9:49:44 PM): you know you cant leave this place for a long time right

Jose (9:49:50 PM): so you cant go shop

Jose (9:49:52 PM): or heal

Jose (9:49:56 PM): unless u have items

Jose (9:50:00 PM): which you shouldnt have

Jose (9:50:20 PM): well you can heal but thats later on in upper floors

Me (9:50:42 PM): make him go back to the whip

Me (9:50:47 PM): i dont like this crystal prison move

Jose (9:51:02 PM): its all the trash talking you did

Jose (9:51:05 PM): it hurt his feelings

Jose (9:51:09 PM): you never say this guys nothing

Jose (9:51:15 PM): thats the worse feeling

Me (9:58:31 PM): ahh he went back to using the whip all the time

Me (9:58:42 PM): now he could use the crystal prison any time and it will be all unexpected

Me (10:11:33 PM): where is the save point

Me (10:11:36 PM): where is the save point!!!!!!!!!!

Me (10:12:18 PM): i dont want things jumping me from that alarm

Me (10:12:21 PM): tell me where it is

Jose (10:12:48 PM): floor 5

Me (10:12:59 PM): yeah i found it

Me (10:13:37 PM): guess how long it took me to beat both of them

Jose (10:14:30 PM): 2 hours

Me (10:14:39 PM): 3:48

Me (10:14:55 PM): whatever happens now, i just won star ocean

Me (10:15:23 PM): why is this game so easy (note: after saving)

Me (10:15:51 PM): this convo is going on my site when i make a star ocean section

Me (10:16:06 PM): so is there anything you want to say to all the fans

Me (10:16:13 PM): like i cant believe how awesome scott is

Me (10:16:20 PM): his skills make me want to cry

Jose (10:16:37 PM): i cant believe how much you cheated with that mp regeneration item

Me (10:16:54 PM): i dont think he hit me once in like the last half hour

Me (10:17:10 PM): i think i could have won without the mp regeneration

Me (10:17:16 PM): i think i had enough mp healing items

Jose (10:28:32 PM): would u get to berial and belzeber already

Me (10:28:55 PM): im probably almost there...