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Anime Quotes
Comedy Central Quotes
Song Quotes
Self and Friends' Quotes
Other Quotes





Anime Quotes:

"There is but one truth. If you avert your eyes from it, you will always remain nothing more than a puppet."
- Big O -- Leviathan

"Just give my body a moment to recover from the complete paralysis that your terrifying demands have shocked me into"
- Pegasus -- Yu-Gi-Oh!

"You must recognize your weaknesses and turn them into your strengths."
- Crim -- .Hack//Sign

"You help one person and another gets hurt."
- Frank Marlin -- Trigun

"Men only think about the past right before their death, as if they were searching frantically for proof that they were alive."
- Jet Black -- Cowboy Bebop

"I am aware you were a fool, I just never imagined you were this caliber of a fool."
- Ran -- Tsukikageran

"Sometimes we don't know our true path until it already lays behind us."
- Deerhound -- Rave Master

"Cats... useless, foolish creatures."
- Yuki -- Fruits Basket




Comedy Central Quotes:

"I'm not a loser, I tried. I'm a failure"
- unknown

"I don't understand why anyone would beat their children when damaging them psychologically is so much more permanent."
- Tom Rhodes

"So, anyone have any ideas on how to stop the future from happening?"
- Redneck on South Park




Song Quotes:

"Against my will I stand beside my own reflection."
- Linkin Park

"The more you dream, the less you sleep."
- Powerman 5000

"Then I realized what it took, to tell the difference between thieves and crooks"
- Green Day

"But if all that I can do is to sit and watch time go, then I'll have to say goodbye, life's to short to watch it fly"
- Goldfinger

"Everything is as cold as ice, everything is as dead as life"
- Static-X

"Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb"
- Smash Mouth

"I cry, when angels deserve to die"
- System of a Down

"And I don't want the world to see me, cause I don't think that they'd understand"
- GooGoo Dolls

"Nobody cares cause I'm alone and the world is having more fun than me"
- Simple Plan

"When the papers crumpled up, it can't be perfect again"
- Linkin Park

"It has to start somewhere, it has to start sometime,
What better place than here, what better time than now"
- Rage Against the Machine




Self and Friends' Quotes:

"im in a forum discussing pie"
- Adam

"Let's make sense when we exist"
- Angelo

"Paying for Runescape is like getting AIDS without intercourse"
- Richard

"People who pay for Runescape will eventually get AIDS, even if you haven't had intercourse."
- Richard

"I think if people really had destinies, the world would be a slightly better place."
- Scott




Other Quotes:

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
- Tom Clancy

"To you it's junk, but to us, it's stuff."
- Matt (Lizzie McGuire)

"Everybody Wants To Go To Heaven, But No One Wants To Die"
- CryingClown (Signature for Archmage forums)

"Women could be easily replaced; moments of immortality generally could not be."
- Richard A. Knaak (First Diablo book)

"The mark of an immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of a mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one."
- Wilhelm Stekel (Mr. Antolini gives to Holden in "The Catcher in the Rye")

"Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that, and that, and that..."
- Peter (Family Guy)

"Anger is a very powerful emotion and must be controlled. It's important to find a way to temper your anger by thinking of something positive, for example, whenever I get angry I just say to myself, "Oh, wait a minute, I'm unbelievably wealthy," which makes everything okay. If someone makes you angry, don't lash out at them physically, get a punching bag and use it daily for about 8 weeks in a row and then you'll be in really good shape and then you can go over to the house of the guy that pissed you off and bang on his door and say, "Hi there, I'm conducting a survey for the census bureau, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" and he'll say, "Sure." Then you say, "Ok, question number 1, does this hurt?" Then you kick the crap out of him, and there's nothing he can do about it because you've been working out with a punching bag for 8 weeks."
- Seth Mcfarlane

"There are sites a lot worse than mine on the internet, and if anyone should be taking legal action, it should be me against you, because having children when you're that stupid is child abuse."
- Maddox (http://maddox.xmission.com)

"The first penny had the motto 'Mind your own business'"
- Snapple Real Fact #163