NX Comic Cast

CRAIG
Craig could be called the star of the comic. As Craig is currently unemployed, he's into comics, movies and other nerd-like pastimes that we normal folk scoff at. Unfortunately Craig has a habit of getting into tough spots, which usually end in semi-hilarity....or not. Craig is basically your average unstable, melodramatic fool. He also can pass as a bad version of a Happy Days extra with his stylish haircut.
NEIL
Neil is another significant character as it is normally either him or Craig that screws up. Craig is currently an employee at the local Burger Kingdom, where he parades around in a giant burger suit. He loves movies, that are pointless and vomit inducing, for example "Clueless" and "Bring It On". He can't stand injustice to animals, thus the appearance of Cubert. Neil having gone to army camp has special SAS skills, so he is able to kill you four times before you hit the ground ..... or so he claims.
JESS
Jess is more or a bit role than a main character, but she will be developed over time. She is normally on hand to point out the many screw ups that Neil and Craig produce. She doesn't technically live with the boys, yet still seems to be there all the time. She, nor the boys can actually remember when they met, or why she's around, but she just is. She has given up on trying to turn Craig and Neil into half decent members of society. Instead she just sits back and lets the good times role.
CUBERT
Busted out of jail by Neil, Cubert now resides with the gang. Cubert is a very special penguin as he can infact talk. He blames getting bitten by a radioactive spider, but we have our doubts. The truth behind his super intelligence is a mystery, but he uses it to his full advantage: he is witty, concise and ..... small. Again Cubert is more of an onlooker of the screw ups, rather than a producer. As a penguin he needs a cold environment, so he currently resides either in the fridge or the bath.