From the State where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes a true
story from Mid NW, Wisconsin.

Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a local Neighborhood
tavern. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar
so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the
parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles,
the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He was there for a few
minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a
fine dry night) flicked the blinkers on, then off, honked the horn and
then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches,
reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as
some more vehicles left.

At last he pulled out of the parking lot and started to drive slowly
down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this
time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights,
promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man
having consumed alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said "I'll
have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station this breathalyzer
equipment must be broken."

"I doubt it," said the man, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."