Katie Stuart's Biography:
This biography is from Katie Stuart's official site. The facts first are from the ibm.
Birthday: 22 August 1984 Place of Birth: Sonora, California, USA
1. Katie is a figment of your imagination. She came out of nowhere, but once she enters your consciousness she's never going away. TRUE or FALSE? FALSE. Katie is as real as they come. She didn't come out of "nowhere". If you must know, she came out of her Mom, Susan, and the small Northern California community of Sonora.
Her Dad, Wally, is an optometrist in Sonora and her brother, Kenny, is a college student at USC and an accomplished golfer. 2. Katie's old enough for trouble, but too young to care. "That little girl has always done what she wanted, when she wanted," Katie's mother says. "She's always been in control, but we could never control her," adds Katie's father. "I've done what I can with her," he sighs, "let someone else try to tame her now . . . I'm tired of the struggle." TRUE or FALSE? FALSE.
Katie's 19 and (especially for a 19 year old girl) she gets along really well with her parents. She may not always agree with their tastes in cars or clothes, but she loves them like crazy. "It's amazing how much my Mom and Dad have sacrificed to help me live my dream of being an actor and musician," Katie says. "There's no way in the world any of the great things I've experienced would have been possible without their love and over-the-top support."
3. Katie says she's sick of the uproar over the promotional campaign for her upcoming CD. "Hey, as far as I'm concerned, there are no dirty acts, just dirty minds." TRUE or FALSE? FALSE. "Hey," Katie says, "I'm not so sure there are no dirty acts. I can think of a whole lot of stuff I'm not doing." But she is getting psyched for the promotion of her new CD to begin. "It's gonna be amazing!" Katie promises.
4. In the end, Katie reminds us, it's all about the music anyway, "what I look like doesn't matter a bit on record." TRUE or FALSE? TRUE. That's true enough, but it doesn't hurt to look hot on the album cover, now does it?
5. Katie, who says her musical "heroes" include Janis Joplin, Ry Cooder, Stevie Nicks and Monica Lewinsky ("the most amazing horn player I ever heard"), was psyched at the opportunity to work with "real, kick-ass players, not the wussy Muzak guys you hear on most radio pop." TRUE or FALSE? FALSE. Katie's never heard Monica Lewinsky play anything. "And I don't want to," Katie assures us. As for music, she likes almost everything from Eminem to N'Sync, hip-hop to pure pop.
6. "I'm gonna bring the pain to Christina and Britney, Mandy and Jessica. I'll pound those little girls as if I were Mike Tyson with PMS," Katie says while picking a bit of alligator meat from her teeth with a chain saw. "I'll bash 'em with bass, dazzle 'em with dancebeats and hammer their pretty little heads with hip hop. Then I'll steal their boyfriends, wreck their cars and shrink their glittery jeans," she coos.
"I'm really a pussycat at heart, so when I'm done I'll send them all an engraved, handwritten note of apology and a box of Belgian choco-lates. Then I'll fix myself a glass of warm milk, excuse myself from the parlor and retire to my quarters for the evening." TRUE or FALSE? All true. Joke! "Don't get me wrong," Katie admits, "I wanna sell a billion records, but it's cool with me if my fans buy some other CDs, too." "I won't steal anyone's boyfriend," Katie adds, "and you'll never catch me gnawing on any part of an alligator or using power tools as tooth picks."
7. Katie's favorite foods are marshmallows, liver flavored dog biscuits and Spam. TRUE or FALSE? FALSE. Katie's real favorite meal is a salad with great shaved parmesan cheese, pasta with "just a little" marinara sauce and something chocolate for dessert. "But I'm a real picky eater," Katie acknowledges. "I don't like so many things and I really never eat enough. I'm working on it though."
8. Her favorite color is "burnt sienna" and her favorite fragrance is damp faux fur. Katie is a devout nihilist and a firm believer that "Less is more and form follows function as long as you remember to 'feed a coldcut' and 'starve a fever blister.'" TRUE or FALSE? FALSE. "Who writes this stuff?" Katie wants to know. "My favorite colors are really purple and silver, and I don't want to get anywhere near smelly wet fur. By the way, I don't even know what a devout nihilist is . . . do you?"
9. Katie tries to live every day by a single, simple philosophy: "A good haircut, like a good man, looks great for a month or so, but then gets ugly and hard to manage." TRUE of FALSE? TRUE. "Well," Katie says, "I never thought of it until Blaine, my demented genius manager, wrote that line, but as far as philosophies go, it's starting to make a lot of sense to me." Etc., etc. Yada, yada. Blah, blah, blah. Lies, lies and more lies.