Merphies Law

Disclaimer: I do not own gundam wing and am in no way saying I do by writting this.

Authors Note: Dad -  is that you? Thank you all for tips and suggestions. They keep me going.

Chapter 3: Grand!

I groaned again as I saw Trieze walk up to his daughter. I let my head fall to my desk. The comander hadn`t given the demention cross order and so I was stuck to watch. I had about one thousadn years left to flash in front of my eyes than I could die.

I suppose I`ll explain my predicament a little deeper. There are theories to be four dementions. There is reality, where earth is. There is fantisy, where all problems tend to originate. Than there is the controlling demention where I am. We are in charge of keeping everything in order. It`s a big job. The forth hasn`t been officially named but it is believed that it can be used for travel through time. My job actually used to be watching metiors to make sure they didn`t go into any importent planets.

I found the job very intrusting. These huge hunks of rock and ice can cause more damage than any of my attacks and not only that but they move on their own! Anyway, the dementions are sepperated with barriers. these barriers have a void in between them. In this void there are creatures we call demention sprites.

They normally don`t have too much power but you see when one dies all the other sprites in that barrier get it`s power. Appearently, there was a sickness going around among the dementional sprites in the relaity dementioal barrier. When we heard about it we rushed to the scene and found that all had died but one.

This sprite was a child, only two hundred years old, and she was alone. When her power was read it came to be well over one million. We couldn`t just leave her and so we took her in. It was soon discovered that she could reverse time, tranceport with ease from demention to demention, fight very well, and use power to desolve objects. Her scenses were hightened so much that she had a hard time being around the slightest hum.

We took her in and trained her to channell her powers. She learned quickly and finally allowed her sprite hunger for fun to take over. She flitted around for a while and destroyed every time continum imaginable. We finally caught her and locked her away in power binders. I was put on the new assignment of keeping her under control. I had failed.

She had told me she wouldn`t hurt anything else but she wanted to have a little fun. I stupidly said, "alright but you better not." She started trouble obviousely.

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Heero shot a death glare at Sally Poe. "What do you mean 'missing'?"

Sally took a step back away from Heero and in doing so bumped into Duo who shot her a death glare because it seeemd fun at the moment. Once she turned away he grinned real wide and made a few faces at her back. Than he caught the glare from Heero and he stopped. "Uh, we haven`t heard from her in a while."

Heero put his head in his hands. This was getting worse and worse. He plopped on a nearby bench and sighed. "First Trieze now this. Well things can`t get any...."

"NO!!!" Heero looked up as Duo slapped a hand over his mouth. Heero shot him a death glare until he took a step back and let him go. "Everytime you say that something gets worse. It`s merphies law." Heero was ready to open his mouth to protest but they were interupted.

A large screen in the square they were in suddenly flicked on and a young red head appeared. "People of earth..."

Heero and Duo both groaned. Heero plopped on a bench obviousely confused and tired. "Great, her again."

Duo sighed. "Five guesses as to who got Relena. Didn`t we take care fo her already?" Duo now remembered what Heero had said abut how things couldn`t get worse. "See - don`t mess with my boy Merphy!"

"My daughter and I..." Duo plopped into the chair next to Heero as another red head appeared.

"This gets better and better."

"...are now taking over earth."

Duo chuckled tearfully. "Heero, give me your gun."

Heero glared at him. "I need it more than you."