| Commiting
suicide
Schalk burst into Van's room to find Van
standing on a chair with a rope around his waist and the end of the rope
around the ceiling beam.
"Hey Van, what do you think you're doing?"
said Schalk.
"I'm committing suicide," replied Van.
"Well you're going about it all wrong,"
said Schalk. "You're supposed to tie the rope around your neck, not our
waist."
"Man, but I tried that yesterday and I
nearly choked|."
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