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The 4th hole
Four married guys go golfing. During the
4th hole the following conversation took place:
The guy from Kemptonpark: "You have no idea what I had
to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend.
I had to promise my wife that I will paint
every room in the house next weekend."
The guy from Roodepoort: "That's nothing, I had to promise
my wife that I will build her a new deck
for the pool."
The guy from Sandton: "Man, you both have it easy!
I had to promise my wife that I will remodel
the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they
realized that the fourth guy has not said
a
word. So they ask him, "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be
able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
The guy from Walkerville: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am.
When it goes off, I shut off my alarm,
give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf course
or intercourse?' and she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"
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