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Mbeki is my Shepard, I shall not work.

Mbeki is my shepard, I shall not work.
He maketh me lie down on park benches,
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He restoreth my faith in the Freedom Front
and guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Though I walk through the valley of soup kitchens,
I shall still be hungry, for I feel they're evil against me.
They have annointed my income with tax
and my expenses runneth over my salary -
surely poverty and hard living shall follow me all the days of the ANC/Cosatu/CP administration.

5000 years ago Moses said :
"Pick up your shovels, mount your camels and I'll lead you to the promised land."

5000 years later PW and FW said :
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your ass and light up a camel, for this is the promised land."
Now watch it - Mbeki will take away your shovel, sell your camel,kick your ass and nationalise your promised land!

I'm glad to be a South African,
so glad that I am Free,
But I wish I was a doggie -
and Mbeki was a tree!

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