Stoffel gets married

Koos van der Merwe's nephew Stoffel, gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father to get some tips on what to do, since he had never been with a woman before.

"So what do I do first?"

Big Stoffel says, "Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed."

5 minutes later Stoffel is on the phone again. "She's naked and in bed what do I do now?"

Big Stoffel can't believe what he is hearing. "Take your damn clothes off and get in bed with her."

After another 5 minutes Stoffel is on the phone again.

"Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her what do I do now?"

Big Stoffel's patience is now running out so he says, "Shit son, do I have to spell everything out to you? Just put the hardest thing on your body where she pees. Good night!!!!"

Just when Big Stoffel starts snoring, his son is on the phone again.

"OK Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do now?"

Now there's several possible answers from Big Stoffel. If you can think of something funnier, send it to Grapjas and put STOFFEL in the subject line.

1. "F ... it!! (and slams down the phone)

2. "Versuip jouself, blêrrie klipkop!"

3. "I'll come and show you how to do it, just this once so I can get some sleep!"

4. "Put your head right down the bowl and stay like that for 10 minutes."

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