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Old oom Koos has a mild case of Alzheimer's.
He only forgets really important things, such as his bank manager's name.
"What's my bank manager's name again?"
oom Koos asks his wife.
"Theunis," says tant
Sannie, "And don't
forget you have an appointment with him first thing tomorrow morning."
"I won't forget," says oom Koos. "First
thing tomorrow, appointment with.........what did you say was his name
again?"
Tant Sannie sits oom Koos down on the chair.
"Nou luister jy donners goed Koos," she says. "The only way you're
going to remember is if you use a little word association trick. Think
of a word that rhymes with 'Theunis'.
Oom Koos thinks long and hard. 'Penis?"
Tant Sannie looks really shocked, but it
it does the trick, she is prepared to go along with it.
"Okei, now say the two words over and over
to yourself and I promise you, you won't forget."
Oom Koos wanders off, happily mumbling
t himself, 'Theunis, penis, Theunis, penis, Theunis, penis, Theunis, penis..............'
First thing next morning, Oom Koos strides
into his bank manager's office, stretches out his hand and says 'Môre
Giel !'
(*LOL* Now how do you tell
a joke like this one to anyone but a South African?)
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