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Happy Birthday, Boet!
"Hello, is this the SAP?"
"e-yes. What you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor, Fanie
van der Merwe! He is hiding dagga (marijuana) inside his firewood."
"e-yes ... Thank you for your co-opershun
and informashun in combatting crime and violence, in our society ser."
The next day, the SAP descended on Fanie's house. They search the braai lapa
(area) where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they chop open every piece of
wood, but find no dagga. They shout and swear at Fanie and leave.
"Hey, Fanie! Did the SAP come?"
"Ja"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"....Ja....."
"Happy Birthday Boet!"
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