YKYWTMSMW
This stands for "You know you watch too much Sailor Moon When..." Right now, I don't have that many. I made these ones up myself. Feel free to offer more>>>I've got more!
*You no longer speak the word
"yes," instead you just nod.
*You ask the stars to tell you where your lost keys are.
*When the stars don't tell you, you proceed to ask the fire.
*You practice running and jumping in high heeled boots.
*The TV is your only friend. (Except for those mangas of course!)
*You are now legally required to stay at least 100 yards away form every Serena
in the county.
*You now wear hot pants, all day, every day, claiming you're from Kinmoku.
*The zoo has repeatedly told you they have not seen any flying horses.
*Naoko Takeuchi is on your speed dial.
*You speak fluent Japanese, yet somehow you never took any courses on it.
*You consider your plush Usagi doll as your "sister."
*You join the archery club hoping to meet Rei.
*When you flip out before entrance exams, you blame it on some boy named Mercurious.
*You claim to have sighted spirits with strange pun names.
*Crying and whining are now a favorite pasttimes of yours.
*You can never leave a train station without looking back, expecting to see
Amy running after you.
*The TV plays Cartoon Network.....But you don't get Cartoon Network.
Creepy!
*You are constantly whipping headbands at people, thinking they're "tiaras."
*You've broken a see through-ruler by bending it over your eyes pretending
it's your "VR visor"....I actually did that! ^.^
*You dye your hair dark green and rinse it with lime kool-aid to look like
Setsuna.
*You move at 8 frames per second.
*Upon being hit with something in the face, your eyes becoming huge spiraling
disks.
*You now sweat in one huge drop; that's it.
*The radio stations now play "Search for your Love" upon popular
demand by you.
*You can't look at a river without seeing Serena looking back at you.
*You comfort younger sibings with a puppet of yourself and a funny voice that's
supposed to be cute.
*You convinced Kawasaki to make only motorcycles that can levitate above the
ground upon saying, "Hang on Sailor Moon!"
*You always manage to eat a ton and never get fat.
*Little kids think you are Sailor Moon.
*Every boy now looks like your old boyfriend....Even though you don't have
an old boyfriend.
*Every time your friends die they come back again and again.
*You own your own franchises including "Bob Floy," "Galaxy
Television" and "Make-up 4 U."
*You can't envision your wedding without seeing stuff blow up.
*You ran the craft stores out of business by buying so many gold cresent moons.
*Your enemies change gender, depending on what the television company thinks.
*You tell your friends to start dying their hair weird colors like blue, green, pink and pink. (submitted by Kayla4a)
*What do you mean, "too much?"