Hello students and welcome to
Aya's
School of Laughter
This intensive seminar is for all you bad guys in training as so you can perfect your evil laughter. You'll be known for one more thing, let me assure you! Just ask some of our top students: Naga the White Serpent (from Slayers), Esmeroodo (from SailormoonR) and yes, even Team Rocket. Our classes vary, but this seminar will teach you all. Well, why don't we start now?
  • Practice your Mouth
  • Don't forget to Breathe!
The Pose
The poses that are thought in this school are the most classic ones. There are many variants, or even completely different ones, which you may all use depending on what you're doing.
Women:
  1. Align your feet with your shoulders, or a little bit wider.
  2. Put your back straight.
  3. Make one of your hand into a fist and put it on your side (a little bit above the bellybutton).
  4. Raise your other arm to the side as so your elbow is aligned with your shoulder.
  5. Your hand should only partly cover your mouth and some fingers should be bent or closed.
Men:
The men's pose is basically the same as the women's. Both arms are put to the side, though, and try to put your chest in evidence.
The Laugh
Like the pose, your laughter should change with the circumpstance, your villainess and your use of it. For example, your entrance laughter should be different than your revealing-your-plan laughter...unless you want to be known by it.
Here are different kinds of laughter you might want to use.
HA-haha-haa
Remember to put the intonation on the first ha and to prolong the last one. Works well with a high-pinch voice.
Ha-Ha-Harrr
Very pirat-y, but also suits big brutes villains.
Hihi-HiHiii
Evil childish laughter. Good when making plans to yourself.
Variant with Hoo and ha
Hm-hm-hm-HaHA-HA-HA...
Did is a more maniacal laughter. Remember to start with a low, "hidden" laughter and go louder and louder.
Mwaha-ha-Ha!
Doing-something-bad laughter.
Ha-haha-haHAA
The is the Team Rocket's laughter (um, especially Jessie...in English). Don't forget to put the intonation on the last ha.
The Voice
If you want your laugh to pierce the ears of the good guys, or allow you to plot against them when close to them, you must control your voice. Put the right intonation at the right place. Don't forget that the voice you laugh it with takes a great part in the essence of the laugh. Try putting as low or as high pinch as you can. Put all the emotion you can in it. Also try saying on the top of your lungs.
Good Reasons
You must ALWAYS have a good reason to laugh, or you will be put in the idiot-villain column, and I'm sure you don't want that to happen. So here are approriate moments to laugh.
     -The entrance                 -Victory
     -Evil Plan Making             -Death of an ennemy
     -Jokes                        -Superiority
     -Showing-off                  -Being Tickled
     -Happiness/joy                -In the face of Danger
     -Distract your Ennemy         -The exit
Other Tips
Practice your mouth
Open your mouth as big as possible. Make big A and O and E sounds to practice your mouth's elasticity. It will help you project your voice further, not only in laughter.
Breathe
Well, not you are ready to take your test! Just go to your local School of Laughter and laugh your way to the top!