Keeblex's September 1999 Quotes

Yes, the moment you've all been waiting for is here!  I've finally gotten
around to the newest edition of Quotes!!!  FINALLY!!!

I did not have verbal relations with those words!!!
      -Josh Ruch

If knowledge is power, and power is corruption, then Knowledge is
corruption!!!
      -Take by Kevin Williams

IGNORANCE IS BLISS!!!
      -Alot of people

Maybe I'm not so tone-deaf anymore...
      -Anonymous

In the attempt to stand an egg on its end, only the wisest will crack the
shell.
      -Kevin Williams

Stupid USAD!  Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!!!!
      -Again, alot of people

You know you're bored when you paint little faces on your nails and
pretend that each finger is a person.
      -Garfield the Cat

In response to the question "What is the phrase used to describe winning
all four matches in tennis?":
Grand crap I suck today...
      -SR

Damn, S****, you made the Franch guy leave my head!
      -Chris Franco

There's alot of Hell going on out there...
      -Virginia Martinez

I think I brained my damage.
      -Homer Simpson

People who think they know everything are VERY annoying to those of us
who do.
      -Take by Kevin Williams

I can run faster scared than you can angry!!!!
      -???

While you train in kicking, punching, and attacking, I train in the four
more important subjects:  falling, running, dodging, and outsmarting!
      -Kevin Williams

The first amendment is "...the freedom to protect the right to hate."
    -Kevin Williams presenting Oliver Wendell Homes

Only I would have a name like *Keeblex*
"His name is wonderful..." <><

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Keeblex's November 1999 Quotes

Well, it has come to my attention that I have missed a month of
Quotes...not the first time.  But hey, before it's too late, here's the
November edition of Monthly Quotes!!
Fact:  One year ago this month the FIRST ever quote list emerged from my
box.  Monthly Quotes was born one month later.  Next month will have a
MONSTER list, so this month will be a little more meager.  Be THANKFUL
you got them, at least!

I think I brained my damage...
       -Homer Simpson

We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool
       -???

I can run faster scared than you can angry!!
       -Anonymous

It's a sick, sad world out there that made me who I am.  Is that my
fault?
       -Kevin Williams

I'm opening new WINDOWS of opportunity everyday!!
       -Kevin Williams

Right [in] the window!!
       -Kevin Williams

Now we know why [she] wants us to see "the Bacchae"...
       -Kevin Williams

Kevin, I'm going to shoot you, to put me out of my misery.
       -Josh Ruch

Just what is a monday?  Monday is a day designed to add depression to an
otherwise happy week.
       -Garfield the Cat

Success is 99% failure.
       -Soichiro Honda

Life is like a hot bath...it feels good while you're in it, but the
longer you stay the more wrinkled you get.
       -Garfield the Cat

Duhhhh...ok, boss....
       -Josh Ruch

Don't go faster than your angel can fly.
      -Adaptation by Keeblex

I never lost my mind.  I simply misplaced it.
       -Nosaj Ardauc Aled

I've had a hard school at day...
       -Jason DelaCuadra

The smoking section in a restaurant is like the peeing section in a pool.
       -???

COGITO EGGO SUM -- I think; therefore I am a waffle.
       -???

Not all humanity can be heros...there must be someone to clap when I go
by.
      -Adaptation by Kevin Williams

If women ruled the world, there would be no more war...and no clean
socks.
      -"J-ace"

It's better to have creative clutter then tidy idolness
      -Jason DelaCuadra

Only I would have a name like *Keeblex*
"His name is wonderful..." <><