Some good quotes:
A quote to keep in mind as you read these:
I may disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your
right to say it.
-Adaptation on Voltare
Life is like my cat. It looks soft, fuzzy and warm from a distance, but
when you get close it bites you in the butt.
-Kevin Williams Original
Life is like a turkey sandwich. First you have the bread, then you have
the turkey, then you have the lettuce, then you have the bread.
-Giovanni Macias
Life is like a loaded gun. If you're not careful with it, you can hurt
yourself.
-Kevin Williams Original
You can't mount a horse until you have a horse to mount.
-Kristin Williams Original
Someone gave me the gift of common sense, but I don't have the wisdom to
use it.
-Kevin Williams Original
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
-Yogi Berra
Life is like a bed of roses. It has thorns.
-???
Today I retain my right to remain Quoteless.
-Joe
There are three kinds of people in this world...the kind who can count
and the kind that can't.
-Anonymous
Tradition is what you do during the bad times, waiting for the good to
return.
-Adaptation from "Touched by an Angel".
Chaos is nothing happening all at once.
-Kevin Williams Original
Harmony is nothing happening at regular intervals.
-Kevin Williams Original
Failure is your friend...?
-Nina Foch
Make sure that when you drive, you always have the airbag inflated.
-Chevy Chase
You can't make someone else's choices. You shouldn't let someone else
make yours.
-Colin Powell
Life is a funny thing. The harder you work, the luckier you get.
-Melvin Simon
Make fun, not war.
-Robin Williams
...'Don't complain about your taxes. Remember they are your dues to the
best club in the world.'
-Nina Totenberg
Know when to shut up. It can be very helpful.
-Teller (of Penn and Teller)
The man who says 'It can't be done' is always inturuppted by the man who
just did it.
-Mickey Spillane
Expect the worst--you may sometimes get the best.
-John Osborne
Baseball all wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.
-Adaptation by Jason DelaCuadra
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to become a
vegetarian.
-Greg Fulaz
When truth and reality come sneaking up behind you, you need to turn
around and kick 'em straight in the nuts.
-Thomas Todd Original
Is religion the product of science, or science the product of religion?
-Kevin Williams
Why is it that every time I gain a brain cell, you lose two?
-Kevin Williams Original
How many people have calculated pi to the ten thousandth degree? Who
really cares?
-Kevin Williams Original
Today is not today, the optimist says. Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
-Kevin Williams Original
Today is not today, the pessimist says. Today is tomorrow's yesterday.
-Kevin Williams Original
Okay, who's been eat'n beans?
-Jack in the box Antenna Ball
Is it just me, or does it smell in here?
-B.O.
Stupidity strikes all, just some more than others.
-Enrrique Corrales
Warning: My thoughts can break out into words at any minute!
-Jennifer McColley
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
-Jacob fink
A true friend stabs you in the front.
-???
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Remember the Alamo...Remember the Maine...How do they expect us to
remember so much?!?
-Kevin Williams
High school is like a nuclear explosion. It appears without warning, it
is very loud and scary, and there isn't much hope for those who survive.
-Dan Letchworth
The stress of the holidays makes the holidays themselves seem that much
better.
-Kevin Williams
Hey! Stop enjoying that!
-Garfield the Cat *Jim Davis*
We are all at fault for nothing.
-Enrrique Corrales
When I called my dog, it came. When I call my cat, I get an answering
machine!
-Kevin Williams
Keepin' the faith.
-SD Padres
Be proud of your pride.
-Kevin Williams
When I search the abyss of society for sanity, I often feel like I alone
see the sky of simplicity we live under.
-Kevin Williams
Only a cat can look God in the eye without losing its feeling of royalty.
-Kevin Williams
Fido means faithful in Latin. Have you ever heard of a cat named Fido?
-Kevin Williams
When you forget how to spell your own name, but can still spell
otorhinolaryngology without missing a beat, you know you have no life.
-Keben Wilemz
Hmm...A nice loud rattle. That's a good sign. That means its not
underwear.
-Garfield the Cat
When shopping for a Christmas Tree, there are two things to keep in
mind...One: look for a tree with soft, supple needles...and Two: your
ceiling is never as high as you remember.
-Garfield the Cat
History repeats itself.
I'm not just good: I'm better!
-Natasha Blank
Hitler may have been credited for running Nazi Germany as a cruel
dictator, but his cat was actually in control.
-Kevin Williams
History repeats itself.
-Kevin Williams
I hate cats. [Except you Buff! No, you're my cat! You're my favorite!
No!! Don't do it! Not there! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!]
-Kevin Williams
{In mortal pain, Kevin has been taken to the ER. This will conclude
December's Quotes.}
One word of advice: Beware the blood thirsty vampire cats! they deserve
your worship!
kevvw@juno.com RULES!!!
Keeblex's December 1998 Quotes
History repeats itself.
-Kevin Williams
-Kevin Williams
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