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LINK SWAP!

Oh, so you want to link to great mighty Anchorhead's page, no? Ah, come. I show you great selection of banner at reasonable free price.

Step 1: Choose Your Poison

Want a banner, eh? Well, Anch played in MS Paint much to make bad banner for signature and link swap, so if you no want, no take or no use. Most banner 400 x 100, but Senshi Wars banner #2 is bigger, so make sure make as big as you sirs want. Toei own picture anyway, and Best Brains own MST3K, and DiC own DiC. Right click and choose "Save Picture As...".

You like Mystery Science Theater 3000? Take banner:

mdicban2.jpg

mdicban3.jpg

mdicban4.jpg

mdicban5.jpg

mdicban6.jpg

You like Senshi Wars? Take banner:

senban1.jpg

senban2.jpg

You like CardStop SM:CCG? Take banner:

Now you got banner (or not). Now do what with it?

Step 2: Bust Out A Link

It's simple. Must put HTML code on page for link to link. If no know how to make link, Anch show you how. Otherwise, consult HTML for Dummies.

<a href="http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Hollow/5090/"><img src="--FILE--" border="0" width="400" height="100"></a>

If chose CardStop banner, do this:

<a href="http://www.oocities.org/sailormoonccg/"><img src="--FILE--" border="0" width="468" height="60"></a>

And make sure you change --FILE-- to name of file!

How about if you no can decide which banner? You can take Java goodie of Leuqarte, where random banner come up! If you do this, make sure you put all five MST3K:DiC banner or both Senshi Wars banner in same directory as page with link.

For MSTie banner:

<a href="http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Hollow/5090/">
<script language="javascript">
var now=new Date()
var num=((now.getSeconds())%5)+2
document.write("<img border='0' src='mdicban" + num + ".jpg'>")
</script>
</a>

For Senshi Wars:

<a href="http://www.oocities.org/Area51/Hollow/5090/">
<script language="javascript">
var now=new Date()
var num=((now.getSeconds())%2)+1
document.write("<img border='0' src='senban" + num + ".jpg' width='400' height='100'>")
</script>
</a>

Step 3: Inform Me

Anch see link and, on next update, he add link to Stuff Page. Send banner if you wish.

Shampoo: Aiya! You talk like me! What up with dat? Why talk like me?! Now Ranma must die! Aiya!

Congratulations, everyone. You let me make a complete idiot of myself on the page that nobody will ever want to read. This deserves one link swap. Whatcha waitin' for?

Shampoo: AIYAAAAAAAA!

This section last updated: 8 Aug 2000
2000, Anchorhead.