When You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon

1.When you make your own webpage of Sailor Moon.

2.You print thousands of pictures of Sailor Moon.

3.You have a black cat but it's a male, so you can't decide on naming it Luna or Artemis, so you call it Lunamis.

4.You have a black cat so you decide to try to put a crecent moon on it's forhead and then you go around saying "LOOK! It's Luna!"

5.You shake your cat violently trying to make it talk to you.

6.When it thunders outside you say "Sailor Jupiter is at it again."

7.Naoko Takeuchi is your idol.

8.You run around the yard pretending your one of the scouts fighting the Nega Verse when the Nega Verse is acually your little brother.

9.The name of your e-mail address has somthing to do with Sailor Moon.

10.You dress as Sailor Moon for Halloween.

11.Whenever you see Tokyo on TV you look for the Cherry Hill Temple to see if Usagi is there at the time.

12. You duck when you see a card and run hysterically because it's a cardian.

13.You have Darien Dreams & Negaverse Nightmares.

14.You dye your hair blue, aqua, yellow, pink, black, brown, purple, dark green, and so on.

15.You freak out when you miss an episode of Sailor Moon on TV even though you've seen that episode 20 times already because you taped it.

16. You have 2 VCR's. One is backup in case the other fails.

17. You love that song by Bare Naked Ladies "One Week" because they say Sailor Moon in it. "Watchin' Sailor Moon cuz it's a cool cartoon. Anime babes make ya think the wrong thing."

18.When your boyfriend says it's either him or Jedite and guess who you choose?

19. You go to the carnival and a guy working at a game overhears you say Sailor Moon and he thinks you say Sailor Man so you have to give him this whole lecture on Sailor M-O-O-N. ( Hey, where do you think I got this one from, personal experience)

20.You meet the new girl at school and the first thing out of your mouth is "Do you like Sailor Moon?"

21.You don't talk to your sister for a week because she wouldn't stop watching a movie so you could record Sailor Moon and she said it was stupid.(Submitted by Jenn)

22. You look in the mirror and try to stretch your eyes out like the Sailor Senshi.

23. When Sailor Moon transforms, you "accidentally" start transforming with her.

24. You play your whole tape in slow motion just to make sure you didn't miss anything.

25. When you watch Thundercats on the Midnight Run and when they go "Thunder! Thunder! Thunder Cats! Hooooooo!" you say "Sailor! Sailor! Sailor Scouts! Hooooooooo!"

26. You chase your sister around the house while quoting Wiseman by saying "Come with me little girl! Resistance is futile! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

27. You are positive the boy named Alan that plays the flute in your school band is from the Negaverse.

28. Someone says "Sailor Moon" (or Mercury, or Mars, and so on) and you scream out "WHERE?!"

29. Your friend at school says Sailor Moon Sucks. Later you and your friend are in the principals office, she has a black & blue eye and your fist hurts.

30. You look at your fireplace or a candle and try to read the fire.

31. You make transformation sticks & moon sceptars so you can use them while you watch the show. (This and the next one submitted by Lindsay)

32. When you start taking a Japanese course so you can understand the senshi in Japanese.

33. You run around school yelling "The Negaverse is coming!!! The Negaverse is coming!!!"

34. You "accidentally" like the same food or dislike the same food as your fav. scout.

35. When your crush asks if you like S&M your like, Cool! He likes Sailor Moon!

36. You know all of these are normal for a regular person like you.

37. Your room has 2 things in it... bed and SM stuff.

37. While in the bathroom you start humming "Rainy Day Man, your much more than a friend!"

38. While in the shower you start singing "We have the strength to carry on!!!"

39. You go to Wal-Mart and say "Do you have any Henshin sticks up for sale? How about moon sceptars?" just as normally as anyone.

40. You want to go on MTV's Fanatic and try to meet the Sailor Senshi. When you find out you can't do so you say "Hey, you said only the most famous stars!!! Sailor Moon IS famous!!!!!!!"

41. Someone says Sailor Moon isn't real and you go running away screaming "NO NO NO!!! SHE IS REAL!!!! I KNOW SHE IS!!! I SAW HER ON TV!!!"

42. You buy all 200 episodes of Sailor Moon in Japanese for over $100 and then when you get them in the mail, they are all really badly taped but you don't care because... they're all 200 episodes!!! How could you be unhappy about that?!

43. You buy purple knee length boots for $50 just to look like Sailor Saturn.

44. You don't like anyone that doesn't like Sailor Moon.

45. Your principle orders you to stop dancing around the halls with a long stick & a cresent moon on the end.

46. You order everyone to "Bow down to you, For you are the Princess of the Moon!"

47. Anyone who pesters you will be Punished, in the name of the Moon, Pluto, Saturn, Neptune, Jupiter, etc.

48. That X-boyfriend that thinks he's all that will get what he deserves when you use your Garnet Orb, or your Silence Glaive on him.

49. When you discovered Amazon is selling the movies, you faint.

50. Why does all this stuff sound vagely familiar???

51. You cut or style your old Barbie dolls' hair into your favorite senshi's hair styles. (This one and the next submitted by Cleo402@aol.com)

52. You give each person in your class a Sailor Moon name.

53. You eat M&M's in the order of the scouts deaths in Day of Destiny. (This and the next 25 submitted by richardm@nevada.edu)

54. You run around your house naked before putting on your Sailor Moon costume.

55. You and 4 of your friends are the inner senshi.

56. You own $500 worth of Sailor Moon stuff.

57.You and your fellow scouts roam the streets at night with henshin sticks looking for yomas.

58. While roaming the streets, every time a car drives by, you strike a heroic pose and shout out a speech.

59. You go around chasing guys saying it's destiny.

60. Everyday you daydream of what it would be like if you were Sailor Moon.

61. Everyday you dream of owning the show so you can dubb it properly.

62. You purposly get bad grades in Algebra.

63. You trip every chance you get.

64. You don't believe in garbage cans, you beleive trash should be thrown at cute guys.

65. You're in love with tuxedo mask.

66. You try to lagally change your name to Tsukino Usagi.

67. You can have a short conversation in Japanese.

68. People call you Princess Lai because of the way you do your hair.

69. When they do you scream "I'M PRINCESS SERENITY!!!"

70. You scream every time you see a crystal ball.

71. You search the streets for Luna.

72. You stay outside as much as possible to give Luna a chance to discover you.

73. You do all of Mercury's transformation moves in the shower.

74. You play frisbee by saying "Moon Tiara... MAGIC!"

75. You travel to Japan.

76. You make up your own Sailor Moon constellations.

77. You hang out at the arcade even if the Arcade Guy is a simple ridden geek.

78. You make a crescent moon sticker and stick it on you forehead.

79. You buy the Cover Girl Body Art stencils and use the cresent moon to draw Sailor moon's sign or the Dark Moon sign on you forhead. (Submitted by NeoQueenVegeta@aol.com)

80. When you hear the new outer senshi voices you yell at the TV because they are too high or too low or just plain crappy.

81. You are a Sailor Chibi Moon fan and when you hear that her name is gonna be Sailor MINI Moon you tell people "Kill me, please..."

82. You take a hand mirror and twirl around while saying "Submarine Reflection!"

83. Monday, June 12, 2000 is a sacred day to you and all your buds.

84. You wonder is Tuxedo Kamen's roses are real or oragami with paper clips at the end.

85. Once you have traveled to Japan, your mad cuz Sailor Moon and co. aren't around, only merchandise!

86. You go to the disney store and buy the princess collection wands. After some spray paint it is sailor scout wand. (This and the next 5 submitted by Monnie)

87. All you wear is what you see your favorite scout wearing on the Tv.

88. In science class you have to make a planet project with info on the planets and pictures of the planets. You make it on you fav. scout with pictures of her all over it.

89. Every time you see a rose you yell, "Tuxedo Mask!" Even though the people around you give you those looks you always get when you do that. (Submitted by Erika)

90. You see Sarah Mclachlan's cd Rabbit on the Moon and the first thing you think is USAGI! (submitted by mmalone@du.edu)
91. You name your pet your favorite Senshi.(This and the next four submitted by Jenn)
92. You and your friends get color pencils and act like those are your wands.
93. You role play your favorite Senshi with your friends, even in public.
94. You make up an Senshi with powers, outfit, looks, the whole works and guess what? Her real name just so happend to be your and she also looks like you.
95. Everytime you eat spaghetti, you think of Usagi.


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