"Not yet..." the boy Heero says in a dead voice. Suddenly, a brown-haired boy with a long braid stands up and takes the gun away.
"Now, Heero. It's not her fault!"
"Kisama Maxwell!" another boy, with black hair and a painfully tight ponytail speaks up. "It most certainly is her fault! She stuck me in a blasted fanfic! An insane one at that, too! I demand JUSTICE!"
"Now now, lets try to solve this peacefully, okay? I mean, so what if she tried to kill me off in a fanfic..." a young blonde-haired girl speak up, tossing a nasty glare at Nancy. As soon as she does, a chorus of groans and a great rolling of eyes occurs from all assembled. "What? What's wrong? Heero! Make them stop!" she whines. Heero gets a wild look in his eyes and starts switching his gaze from Nancy to the other girl, and back to Nancy again, his trigger finger beginning to twitch.
Nervously, Nancy smiles weakly and begins to move out of the gun's line of fire. Looking at a small, feminine blond boy, Nancy flicks her eyes and twitches her head at Heero. Grinning, the young boy trades a look with a serious young man beside him and stands up. "You know, Heero, this might not be so bad. Think about it. We get to meet people from other universes! New horizons are opening up! This could be a chance to establish diplomatic relations with different realities. Think of the possibilities!"
The wild look fading from his eyes, but only slightly, Heero lowers the gun and everyone breathes a sigh of relief. As they all begin to talk amongst themselves, Nancy looks up at you and walks over. "Hello, minna! This is the West Dormitory, which you can see is full of unhappy, homicidal Gundam pilots right now, one psycho named Relena, and a warmonger named Dorothy. This is the dorm where they will be staying during their-cough- visit here at the arena. Come on in, and I'll introduce you to them." Feeling eyes on you, you realize that the other occupants of the room, who you've decided to designate the victims, are staring at you. Unfortunately, not all of those stares are friendly.
"Heero Yui- Heero is the pilot of the Wing Zero. He is the de facto leader of the Gundam Pilots and Relena's current love interest." Heero glares at Nancy, then moves away from Relena, while the boy called Maxwell gives Nancy and even darker glare. "Heero is known for doing the impossible, and even if it doesn't appear so, he is actually very kind. Though his patience isn't very long. I don't know how he has kept from shooting Relena so long." Maxwell bursts into outright laughter. 
"Relena Dorian- Current leader of the Earth. As the former ruler of the Sanc Kingdom, she is a devoted pacifist. She has a psychotic obsession with Heero." snickers arise from all the others present and Relena begins to look as if she's rethinking her pacifistic policy. "She is a very capable ruler," and here Relena seems mollified,"-But, she tends to live in her own little world and attempts to force everything to fit into it." Relena's face goes red. "I DO NOT!" she screams."I rest my case."
"The maniac here rolling on the floor in laughter is Duo Maxwell. He is the pilot of the gundam Deathscythe Hell. He prefers to be known as Shinigami, and has an amazing sense of humor.""And hanging out with Heero, that's a miracle!" Duo breaks in, allowing Heero to yank him to his feet. "ow, Heero, that hurt."
"Baka."
"ACHEM! If you two don't mind?" silence "Thank you. Now, Duo and Heero are most often teamed up on assignments, which leads to massive amounts of destruction." Duo starts bowing. "After Quatre," and here Nancy smirks. "Duo's the most,uh, NORMAL of the gang."
"I don't know, Nancy," the feminine-looking blond boy says. "Trowa and Wufei are pretty normal, too. But then again, what IS normal?"Nancy smiles. "Quatre is the heart of the group. He's probably the most supportive of Relena's ideals. Quatre's an empath, and the pilot of Sandrock. He has the distinction of being the first person to pilot the Wing Zero."
"Yeah, he blew up a colony with it, too." the seventh person, a strange-looking girl with double eyebrows puts in.
"Dorothy!"
Nancy looks concerned at the potential for violence. "Oh-kay. Save it for the Arena, you two."
"Moving on," Nancy says hurridly, "this is Trowa Barton. Trowa is the pilot of gundam Heavyarms. He and Quatre usually team up together on missions." Duo smirks and nudges Heero."We know why that is, don't we?" Quatre blushes, Heero glares, the guy with the black ponytail rolls his eyes, Relena looks confused, Dorothy snickers, but Trowa just puts his arm around Quatre's shoulders.
"Do any of you have a problem with that?" Trowa asks, calmly.
"Now now, quiet down. We don't want to scare the visitors too much, do we?" Everyone except for Trowa, Heero, and Wufei put nice, insane smiles on their faces and nod vigorously. "Trowa spends most of his spare time at the circus with his surrogate big sister, Katherine, a knifethrower. Trowa helps as a clown target."
"Last but not least we have Wufei Chang--""Dammit! It's Chang Wufei, baka onna..."
"Achem! He is the pilot of the Shen Long, though he usually calls it Nataku after his now-deceased wife--Hey! Don't get so upset, Wu-chan. This is just a part of your history and-Uh, Wufei, put the katana down..." Nancy backs away with a it's-not-my-fault look on her face as Quatre and Duo attempt to keep the intense young man from turning her into cole slaw. Gulping, Nancy continues,"Wufei's home colony self-destructed so that it and the people on it would not be used against him, and now after a lot of convincing, he has joined the other gundam pilots in the Preventer organization, which helps keep wars and stuff from happening now that things have settled down."
"Last, but certainly not least, this is Dorothy Catelonia. She is a cousin of the now-deceased OZ leader, Treize Kushrinada, and the granddaughter of Duke Dermail, formerly of Romafeller, and also deceased." Dorothy interrupts."I would like to go on record as saying that both Mr. Treize and my grandfather died proudly as soldiers. War is so beautiful and-"
"War is most certainly not beautiful, Dorothy! I thought you were finally over that war-is-nice kick!" Relena interrupts, a horrified look on her face. As the two continue to argue, Nancy rolls her eyes.
"Well, they'll be at it for a few hours. Any way, Dorothy helped Zechs Merquise, a.k.a Milliardo Peacecraft- get that look off your face Heero, or I'll shoot you full of tranquilizer!- when he became leader of the colony terrorist group White Fang. Now, she is- or I should now say WAS- one of Relena's advisors. Come on, lets get out of here before they kill each other." As she leads you out, you notice that the gundam pilots are trying to keep the two psycho girls separated.
"Before you go, my dear guests, let me remind you of the fanfic archive I have in place in My Private Chambers! There is a Gundam Wing / Labyrinth Crossover, that I wrote in revenge against Jareth, King of the Goblins when he had the audacity to leave glitter all over my newly-vaccumed floor..." Nancy breaks off with an embarrassed cough. "But that's another story altogether. Ready to go?"
Back to my study!
