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Jessie woke up, sweating. Sneezing violently, she shook her bed and woke her pet bird. Turning, she saw her true love, Mr. Popo, lying by her side. He was staring at her, his unblinking and colorless eyes looking down at her. "I was just thinking about how we met. It was so romantic." Jessie declared, wiping the tears from her eyes and pulling the blankets over her bare body. She hugged his bloated body with such emotion that the world seemed to spin "Oh Popo, I love you so much! Give me a hug!!" And their bodies caressed each other in an eternal love.

Well, it turns out Mr. Popo WASN'T a sick freak after all, he just liked torturing sailor moon... and, ironically, so did Jesse. Together, they tortured her using freak scientific experiments... (see right) to see how she and her little boyfriend Darien turned out. Anyways, Mr. Popo eventually found out that Jessie was cheating on him with his man-whore Vegeta, and he banished her to clean up his parrots droppings. And so the story goes, no one ever noticed Jessie was missing. Whats that? You want to know how Jessie got there in the first place, why, and what happened to her little band of friends back on earth? Well screw you. I've done enough typing already.

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