Gina: Welcome to the set of Gina’s interview with Goku!

Audience: *claps*

Goku: *walks onstage, waves to the audience and sits down*

Gina: Goku, that’s my chair. Sit over there.

Goku: Oh, ok.

Gina: Now, let’s get started.

Goku: I’m hungry!

Gina: Shut up! Is it true that you use hair gel to keep your hair that way?

Goku: ...

Gina: Hey, answer my question! It’s not THAT embarrassing...

Goku: *says quietly* You told me to shut up so I-

Gina: Just answer the questions!!!

Goku: Can I have some food?

Gina: Not until you answer my interview questions. If you do I promise to buy you all the food you can eat for dinner. (Hasn’t heard of Goku’s ability to eat massive amounts of food)

Goku: No.

Gina: Huh?

Goku: I don’t use hair gel.

Gina: Oh... (yeah right)

Gina: Next question. Why do you wear orange garbage bags?

Goku: Um...

Gina: *whallops him over the head with a frying pan*

Goku: OW!

Gina: You’re really slow.

Goku: I’m just weak because I’m hungry...

Gina: Whatever. Does all of your hair turn gold when you go Super-Saiya-Jin?

Goku: Let me check...

Gina: NO! Uhg... What’s your LEAST favorite food?

Goku: Pencil shavings!

Gina: *grumbles* Leave it to Hamster to find me someone like him for an interview...

Hamster: *from off the set* HEY!

Gina: Heh heh... so... is it true that your stupidity is the result of brain damage as a kid?

Goku: I found gum under your desk! *promptly swallows it*

Gina: *sweatdrops*

Vegeta: *in audience* BAKA! *lists off swearwords in 20 different languages*

Goku: *waves to him* Hi Vegeta!

Vegeta: GAAAAAAHHHH!!!

Gina: Uhg... now for another question. Are you a heavy drinker?

Goku: No, I would much rather have a nice refreshing healthy wholesome pure energetic good-for-you sports drink! It’s better for me.

Gina: Ok...

Gina: Do you eat road kill, or any other unusual foods, and what do you do with the leftovers?

Goku: You have food here?

Gina: Um... *looks about frantically*

Gina: Ah! Hey Goku! I’ll give you this half-eaten moldy cookie that I found under my chair if you answer my questions and pay attention!

Goku: COOKIE!!!

Gina: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked over and the cookie goes flying into a camera*

Goku: FOOD! *chomps down on the cookie and unfortunately also takes a bite out of the camera, ending the interview*