If you could kill any DBZ character, who would it be, with what weapon, where would you kill, and why would you want to kill him/her? (hehe, this is just like the game Clue)

"i would kill Pan because everyone think she is so sweet and cute when she looks like a piece of crap and because she is hogging my man Trunks i'll kill her by skining her alive with a chainsaw while pouring viniger on her wound in sound proof glass both while taping it. -Celeza

"If I could slaughter any DBZ character, It would be Chaou-zu, I would take his little annoying clownface and poke it with HOT IRONS, then, have Oolong fuck him straight up the ass, then, i would use my masamune and chop him up, then fry him, and feed him to Tienshinhan -Lord Sephiroth

"I would kill Oolong with a piece of meat and a book about monkeys.I'd kill him in the white house because I'd do anything to Frame Bill Clinton for it." -Majin Weirdo

"If I could kill any DBZ character it would be android 18 (because she beat up my little cutie Trunks) with a magnet (Short out her circuts) on my site's message board because there would be no witnesses (No one ever signs it!)" -Nin

"I would kill Gokou by making him watch the news all day, then make sure he never eats.I would kill him Under the hat of Mr. Popo, because everyone knows that he secretly paid Funimation to give him that Crappy Voice." -Majin Weirdo

"I would kill Garlic JR. by torching his clothing and then throw garlic on his limp body, and serve him at the school for lunch because no one would be able to tell that it was a body because the school looks like it every day, probably tastes bad too!" -Nicole

"If I could kill any DBZ character... it'd be Oolong, in a girls locker room.... but first i'd gouge out his eyes with a spoon and i'd tie a piece of bacon under his nose. Then i'd let him hear a few seconds of all of the girls screamin and then let my blue pet squid, Brian, finish him off... For because I want to? I dunno.. i find him annoying, i guess ^.^;" -chibi

"I would kill Android #17 with that plague that happened a long time ago in Europe, kill him in a kindergarden class room with a buch of Kindergardeners watching, I kill because he is so damn GAY!!!!!!!" -Unknown Person

"If I could kill ANYBODY in DBZ, my main target would be Gohan. I'd use a variety of weapons, most sharp and rusty. I would lure him to my house by dropping a trail of Biology, Psychology, General Science, and other educational literature. Then, I would clonk him over the dead with moldy old cheese, tie him down, and start my terror show. First, I would plunge a monkey into hid gut, and watch his wide-eyed gaze as I TWIST the monkey inside of him...Then, I would slowly plunge an egg beater...no...an ELECTRIC egg beater into him. Afterwards, I would randomly pick out organs with a toothpick and tweesers. moments before death, I would cover him in honey and unleash ants on him!!! My motives for doing so are...well, he's such a DORK!" -Sai Para

"I would kill Bra, with several oversized teddybears, a ruber chicken, and a dancing fairy, in the coal shed behind the factory which is in the small town near the lighthouse, and I would kill her because she would say stuff about how I look funny with that thing that's on the other thing, that's right there, ya know?" -Just call me Sparky

"id kill chi chi by sewing her tongue to a big nasty rocket and pressing the lift off button on my control panel while laughing insanely. cos shes a bee-yatch." -ms dr eeeevil jr

"I'd kill King Kai by paralyzing him with laughter with some actually FUNNY jokes then steal his car (the one that just sits there) and bump him out into space where I'd make him take voice lessons to talk better, and why you ask? BECAUSE HIS FISH FACE ANNOYS MEEEEE!!!!!!" -SSJ Bulma

"If I were to kill any DBZ charactor it would kill Bulma because Vegeta belongs to me and I would kill her with sticking a banana up her nose, and I'd kill her on bunny and cat land because bunnies and cats are cute." -Vegeta maniac that wants to kill bulma with a banana on bunny and cat land

"i'd kill krillin with my pocket book because if i had a pocket book he'd be afraid of it, because he's afraid of everything, and it would be on a mountain so I cou;d see a mountain goat for the first time." -purple cow lady thats made for Trunks

"I would kill master roshi because he is a Dork. He likes loking at girls and stuff that i wont tell you.I would kill him in his stupide house whit a PRETTY sharp knif." -C-18

"If i could I would kill that weaklen Chaosu because he always hangs around that cute t-sien.I'd kill him While T-sien would be Fighting 18.I would bag him at his house,shake him while he is in the bag,Stab him with Knifes and throw him in the ocean.CAuse he realy pisses me off.Then Ill'e have t-sien to my self ..Achou.." -Lunch

"If I could kill any DBZ person it would be Pan Again. because she's so damn annoying that i wish she would just do us all a favor and DIE!!!!. I would kill her by making Trunks say he Doesn't love her then she would be all sad then i would bring her to kame house and be nice to her (which is sooo Fuckin NASTY) and when she thinks i 'm her friend i grab the back of her head and force her hand into a rusty meat grinder and make her eat it RAW! than i'd put bleach on her severed hand and put a cheese grater to it so it hurts more then i'd put her face in an open juicer and when her face is all juiced up id put viniger and oil on her face and light it on FIRE! then i tape her running around screaming and being gutted by me with a clarinet and show it to my sister and laugh. " -Celeza

"I would kill Bulma by screaming "Flaming Dog-Shit TACO!!" at her, causing my V-chip to go all funky, and causing a huge chi blast to incenerate her on contact, because she's a dipsy little retard, and she's not good enough for my man, Vegeta, so HA!" -Mr. Wiggly

"I would kill Yamucha because he's a stupid weak dumbass, whoreson, ill-breeding malignancy!! hehehe... I would kill him with a music stand by shoving it down his throat and expanding the legs. I would do this in a small back alley in Minneapolis where as many drug dealing cops as possible could here, followed by his body flying into the police station... hehehe..." -Paladin Omega

"I would kill yamcha by giving him a fork and telling him that if he sticks it in that socket over there he will get new powers. I would do this in umm... i don't know the wal-mart where the old man is so that he could try afterwards." -Xenofears

"If I could kill any DBZ character it would be Piccolo, With hot iron sticks. And a hatchet. And I would shove strawberry cake down his throat because he can't eat and because strawberry cake is, well...nasty. Why would I kill him? I would kill him for hurting my precious seventeen! Mmmm, Seventeen(drool)...he is so cute, I would just love to run my fingers through his silky soft hair and throw him on the ground and-- I'm sorry, did you say something??" -Juunana-gou's Luuuv Android...

"Okay, its a pretty much tie between Trunks from GT or.....the ginyu force(hope it can be more than one) I wouldn'y kill them, but throw frisbee's at there heads until they go totally insane , and with full masness run around screaming for old lasagna left underneath the bed, and eventually stab thereselve to death(or overeat, whichever one comes first) because they are just tooo annoying" -legandary saiyan

"I would just love to kill... Gokou. I would kill him with a potato peeler, some iodine, jet fuel, and bleach, a flame thrower, and a steel baseball bat. I would definetly kill him in disneyland so all of those rejects could see me fuck him the hell up!!! He gets so fucking irritating for these reasons: 1. He's incredibly stupid. 2. He is always eating or making a fool of himself. 3. He just pisses me off, okay?!? He also takes the spotlight away from Piccolo, VEGETA, Gohan, etc. I would throw him into a wall, smack him with the FUCKING bat a million times, peel off his skin (have on radiation proof suit), pour the three liquids all over him, make sure he's drenched, then I would set fire to his fucking ASS BABY!!!!! Torch the bitch to hell and make sure he doesn't come back! YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Who wants fried Carrots?" -DOOFUS

"i will kill...CHICHI!!!!!!!ill kill her using lots of piccolos and saiyans(she doesent like piccolo),kill her inside her house and WHY ILL TELL U WHY!!because i dount like the way she treats my sweet,lovable and totally hot of goku!!!i dount understand why goku dount kill her and come and MARRY ME!!!!DAMN!!" -Goku's Chick

"I would HAVE (yes have to) to kill Videl, WHY?? WHY DO YOU HAVE To ASK?? I would kill her for like... just being alive first off, taking Gohan away from me, and probably a million other things I can't remember right now. I would kill her with a rusty bacteria filled knife that would send her to the hospital, then when she is about to get better I'd go and switch her medication again and I'd stab her again with the same knife that hasn't been washed!!! SO AH HA! HAHAHAHAHA to that!!! " -Mrianna Skydan

"I would kill Vegeta with my dirty old gym socks in the boys locker room because it STINKS in there! I peeked in one (nobody was inside, don't worry) Why? Because after the Garlic Jr. Saga he becomes a complete ditzo. I liked him better as a bad guy!" -Cathie