--ON TV-- Host Guy: tonight, on 43 seconds, we will interview the Narrator from "Legend of the June-Bug Master!"

Narrator: H-hello mist host guy....

Host Guy: So, I understand they regularly beat you at work?

Narrator: Y-yes... they are cruel and...

Host Guy: >yawn<.... boh-ring! Can I just buy the novel version instead. OK, what is your favorite part of your job?

Narrator: well I...

Host Guy: Well... we're fresh out of time!

Narrator: boy... 43 seconds fly when you're paranoi...

Host Guy: ... >elbows Narrator in ribs<... okay, g'bye folks!

Narrator: ...pain......!

--OFF TV--

Narrator: so, Gerald (Camera Man), none of that crap is on this part of the story, is it?

Camera Man: Uh... it all is.

Narrator: Oh... allright. Please excuse me so I can go have a nervous breakdown in the next room...

ONE HOUR AND MANY TRANQUILIZERS LATER...

Narrator: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! LET ME GO YOU ......!....Hello my name is Narrator I'm 28 years old I'm sorry for that outburst It'll never happen again. Thank you. Annnnnyway.... this is PART TWO OF ...

>bum bum bummmmmm!<

THE LEGEND OF THE JUNE-BUG MASTER!!!

In case you were lazy and skipped part one, a Hippo crushed Kenny F's mother-in-law, Kyo collected all the dragon balls, then he blew his wish trying to think of a wish, and now is search of a pony. What happens now? Can't tell you, that would be telling...!

>>>KYO'S HOUSE (read part 1 to find out where, etc...)<<<

Narrator: ...oh, he's not here. I said that he left didn't I? hehhehheh....riiight.... ah-hah! There he is! Let's see how he's doing...

Kyo:Boy, I hope it's safe to set up camp near this supiciously spooky and foggy marsh. >shrugs< oh well...

Narrator: later that night...

Kyo: ZZZZZZZ.......womenbeercars.......ZZZZZZZ..........fluffypinkpony.........ZZZZZZZZ....

Narrator: suddenly:

A large monster scuttled out of the brush. It crawled close to Kyo's camp, but was scared off when it heard Kyo snore.

mysterious monster:....WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Kyo:....ZZZZZZZZZZZZSNOREZZZZZZZZZZZZSLEEPZZZZZZZZZZZZZJOINTZZZZZZZZ.....

another monster crawled out of the brush... bigger than the other.

Narrator: ...bumbumbum!!!! HEY! Why the hell am I doing the sound effects???!!!

Othermonsterthatwasbiggerthanthefirstmonsterthatwasseeninthispartofthestory: ROOOOOOOOOOOOWWWRRR!!!!!

Kyo: .......ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!

Narrator: get out the friggin' ear plugs! Jeez! And so, roar met snore. Both sounds were equally loud, but an othermonsterthatwasbiggerthan>choke<.... the BIG MONSTER.... can only take so much of that annoying snoring. And now I need ear muffs...

the BIG MONSTER: >taking out ear muffs< ...phew. >drags a sleeping Kyo off into the Marsh...<

Narrator: uh-oh. Now Kyo's in a pickle.. or rather a Marsh. anyway, let's just skip to the battle that inevitably happens....

Kyo: ....so.... you would capture a mad scientist??

the BIG MONSTER:>nods head yes<

Kyo: ok, I'll buy that, BUT YOU SHALL DIE!! MWA HA HA....hack!cough!gag! the hell is in the air here?

the BIG MONSTER: >blushes<

Kyo: you didn't....>hack<.....YOU GASSY SON OF A....

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRUMP! FFFFLLLLMUUUUUUMP!

Kyo: nasty.....eewww... I don't feel very well.....>passes out<

Narrator: Let's see that again!

--REWIND BUTTON-- ZZZZZZZZWWWWWWWWWIPPPPPPPPP --PLAY--

Narrator: notice those powerful bowel movments as the BIG MONSTER rips a ripe one...

BBBBBBRRRRRRRRUMPMMMP....

Narrator: then the encore.....

FFFFFFRRRRRUUUUMP!

Narrator: back to the action. Kyo passed out, and the moster lifted him above the ground, looking at how bony he was, the monster desided that he wasn't good to eat, and flung Kyo into a distant city...

Kyo: huh.....whu?.....Where am I...? The moster, and.... I .... oh well. What's this?

>looks up<

Kyo:A psychiatrist? Should I visit him?

Narrator: Well, it wouldn't be an ongoing story if you didn't!

Kyo:....ok!

Narrator:....DON'T GO IN THERE!

Kyo: why? You just said....

Narrator: You idiot, that's next time's story!!!

Kyo:...we still got 15 seconds.... what do'we do?

Narrator: Stretch the story. Adjust!

Kyo: mmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nnnnnnaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmee iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssssss

Narrator:... STRETCHING TOO MUCH!

Kyo: my nae is Kyo hello good to see you goodbye!

TO BE CONTINUED!

Narrator:What await Kyo in the nuthouse? Find out next time! So why not just read parts one and two over and over till the genious who wrote 'em writes Part 3?

Hi. I ran out of good ideas. Sooo.... I'm Marraca Man 101, the tropical dude, and if you hated this part of the Legend, you'll hate the other one too!

WHY AM I STILL DRINKING EGG NOG AFTER NEW YEAR?????? Damn. I spilled my 'Nog. Gotta go clean it up, y'all! Bye-bye!

THE END..... er..... THE BEGINNING!]

Narrator: that's it. it's over. Log off, go to bed. Get some sleep. Nothing to see here. Scat!