The Senzu Garden / Temple 'O P0P0

Have you ever found yourself staring outwardly at Mr. Popo's man-boobs on one of the fleeting shots of him in DBZ? Well, your not alone... Their texture, their density, their jelliness, ah, what a sight to see. Any person inflated with any amount of hormones can see that Mr. Popo is one sexy tub of lard. But anyways, back to his admirable man-boobs. Finally, we bring to you the story of them, in all it's glory. Enjoy.

This was what Mr. Popo declared at his interview with the makers of this site, when asked "Mr. Popo, do you have man boobs?" Afterwords, he went running out to his friend Kami.

(put your mouse over these images to read conversation, if you can't read the captions on the pictures)

Reporters assume that it is safe to say that Mr. Popo took Kami's words to heart, and went "all the way" with his full-chestedness. "What the hell are you talking about," you ask? Well, have a look see for yourself ---->

But Mr. Popo decided to get surgery, because he felt his love handles were unattractive. And besides, he kept crushing Kami when he was on top. So...he had the surgery and.....<---

Ahh! What a disaster! Kami enjoyed this new body for a little while, but then got sick of the constantly-changing, high-pitched voice that came with the body. Eventually, Kami started sleeping on the couch. This is when Mr. Popo got furious and went to have another go at it. Unfortunatley, with his small and insignifigant role in DBZ shows, he isn't payed much. So he ran out of funding. This is what happened: (picture below)

Horrific, huh? Well, Kami didn't even sleep on the same PLANET as Mr. Popo after that, so Mr. Popo went through a series of other changes, such as getting long, blonde hair, turning into a monkey, a centaur, changing heads, Eventually, after selling his body to various farm animals, he made enough money to come up with the ThinFast option, and took it

And so goes the story of Mr. Popo. How did he get back to his origional fat self, you ask? Well, here is how the legend goes:

Kami loved Mr. Popo laviously after his new skinny body, despite his lack of man-boobs. Mr. Popo became pregnant by Kami, or at least one of the other men he was sleeping around with (long story, don't tell Kami). Mr. Popo tried to deny it, and made his own lab experiments trying to rid himself of the fetus. However, he initially stopped the growth of it. So to this day, Mr. Popo has a giant, dead fetus living in him, and that is why he is in his current state of obesity to this day.
Why doesn't he just use ThinFast again, you say? Well, ever since Kami moved out, Mr. Popo has had to resort to using inflatable aliens for his own pleasure, and went through a period of depression in which all he ate was chocolate flavored tofu and lipstick. The people airing DBZ felt bad for the poor man(?), so they kept him on the show.

It's true, I tell you!