The Senzu Garden / Temple 'O P0P0

Here are some totally un-DBZ related quotes. Non-italic for the most part, for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy, or feel my wrath.

4-27-00. "'Nice dog,' I said, as I evacuated the anal glands of the big animal on the table." -James Herriot, in his book "Every Living Thing"

3-31-00. "I earn my daily bread almost entirely by separating the local tom cats from their knackers." -Stewie Brannon, a character in "All Things Bright and Beautiful" by James Herriot.

3-12-00. "A squirrel is just a rat with good PR."

3-6-00. "ooh, its a poor little (insert species here), lets take it home and love it...." -person on the rat message boards

2-19-00. By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is Infinite, undying, Lady make note of this: One of you is lying. - Dorothy Parker

12-26-99. "I recall the smear." -F.F.

12-22-99. " If it ain't broke, fix it till it is."

12-13-99. "Arthur, my moustache is touching my brain…." -the Tick

11-24-99. "Arr maytee!" -a friend of mine

11-14-99. I go from stool to stool in single's bars, but there's never any gum under any of them. -Emo Phillips

11-8-99. Conforming to everyone else's expectations sacrifices your uniqueness and, therefore, your excellence. -Rosalily Bud

10-31-99. "Let he who is without sin eat the first yogurt drop."

10-24. "Crikey!" -the Crocodile Hunter

10-15-99. There are three simple rules for making a smooth landing: Unfortunately, no one knows what they are... -"Kevin"

10-1. 18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. -bwjokes mail thingie

9-20. Olestra may cause abdominal cramping and loose stools. -a bag of WOW! chips "Dad, you've always been like a father to me…" -The Critic

"If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet." -Neil Simon

"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad" - Salvador Dali

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. - Henry Kissinger

Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions.

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Why isn't the word "Phonetically" spelled phonetically?

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife!" -Tom, age 5

"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -Roger, age 9

Titles of the Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Beloved "'Hey, Baby, I Don't like Girls but I'm Willing to Forget You Are One!'"

When someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and whack them in the head. -Will, age 7

Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with fat hairy girls. -- Ross Levy

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? sure there are sweet, sensitive guys out there....but they all have boyfriends

"No wonder we use rats [for scientific research], you frown at them and they get cancer!" -my mom

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. Life is not a spectacle or a feast; it's a predicament. - George Santayana

"Be ashamed to die until you have won some victory for humanity." - Horace Mann

Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?

"Maybe your purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others..."

"OH OH OH! I KNOW! Manson! (vomits profusely)" -quote from the AOL rat message board (link)

"dorks dorks eat soup with forks! "

"I think, If my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn't be too big for me." -- Christy Turlington

The amount of sleep required by the average person is about five minutes more. -- Max Kauffmann

I am nothing but must be everything .

Let's eat the rich.

Bumper Stickers: Your gene pool needs a little chlorine.

Bumper Stickers: Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!

Bumper Stickers- Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. -Dave Barry

"And the all mighty Hamster Lord said "Turn your home into a place of worship, and pass the twinkies"" ~Combat Hamster

"There's something pointy in my ice-cream-soup..."-Saiyan Gina

"Isn't it cool how when you sneeze on the computer screen, the droplets make little rainbows?"-Saiyan Gina