9:45: C.H. arrived at S.G.'s house at about 9:45. We watched movies, and then ran around playing Blair Witch (not really) in the rain outside, and watching the continuous lightning. We also shined flashlights in the windows, and caught moths for the sheer pleasure of torturing them. Then we came inside, had some fun on the computer, and got hungry.
2:00We decided to make some ice cream. Here is a list of the ingredients:
What we didn't put in, but considered: Spegehtti |
3:00 AM: S.G. put 4 carmel cubes in the microwave, and they kept blowing up... then we dripped them on our ice cream. We waited a while before eating because we were adding stuff and mixing. Then we attempted to eat it... but the carmel was crunchy. When it fell off our spoons it went "clank" against the bowl. C.H. put all her chunks on top of the whipped cream container, and made S.G. clean it up. It looks like someone died in there ~Combat Hamster Oh, it's only about 6,000 calories.. ~Combat Hamster referring to her ice cream.
"This is pointy" ~Saiyan Gina referring to carmel in ice cream
Afer searching for pop, we found a 2-liter bottle of coke and celebrated the all-mighty pop gods by bowing to them, peeling off their skin (wrappers), and placing our foul orfices against theirs, drinking their fluids! Opening the angry pop-god was difficult, however..
Then we got bored and cleaned the fridge. We did the same thing last year. We have decidied to make this an annual (yearly) event.
It took us a while, but we found about 16 items that were expired, moldy, decaying, smelly, and simply un-edible. We opened and unwrapped these things, and placed them on a picknik table outside like we did last year, as if to say "Not in THIS house!"
We then decided to judge them on their foul-ness. Here is how they came in:
5th Moldy cheese
4th Runny onion dip that smelled strongly of onions (gee..)
3rd Lumpy yogart with greenish-grey fuzz
2nd Thick white mass covering over brown jelly-like substance
1st Goopy, brown texture; w/orange soup and grey chunks and crystal formations on side!!
Please note: Winners in 1st and 2nd place were in suspicious-looking, unmarked containers
Now we are here. It is about 3:30 AM on Sunday, July 9th....... well......goodnight......
We did stuff.
© Saiyan Gina and Combat Hamster