The Very, Very, Very Messed Up Story. Disclaimer: I own nothing. Key: *(Insert action here)* Oh yeah, for all you DBZ fans out there, turn around now unless you enjoy DBZ bashing. Flames are cool! On with the story. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Sara: I am going to take over the world and rid it of DBZ. Ruby: Oh yes you are Sara. Sara: Who will help me? Ruby: I will. Sara: But who else? *Summons the Magic Knights like Emeraude did.* Sara: Will you help me take over the world and rid it of DBZ? Magic Knights: Oh yes we’d love to help! Sara: Great. Wes? Wes: What? Sara: Will you help me take over the world and rid it of DBZ? Wes: No. Sara: Then you must die! *Turns Wes into a pile of ash.* *Summons Sakura, Li, and Madison* Sakura: Where am I? Li: The last thing I remember was I was swimming in the ocean. Sara: Will you help me take over the world and rid it of DBZ? And, Li? Li: Yeah? Sara: Why are you wearing a Speedo? I mean, not that I object or anything, but.....*drools* *Li blushes* Sakura: Well, OK. I have nothing else to do. By the way, where are we? Sara: In the United States of course! Li: I will help you if you tell us what city and what state we are in. Sara: Alberquerque, Wisconsin of course! Sakura: I've never heard of Alberquerque. Sara: You haven't? Way back when I was just a little bitty girl living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait shop....You know the place.......*Goes into long spiel about Alburquerque, scuba masks, and saurkraut* Madison: Exactly what is the point of this? Sara: There is no point. Will you help me take over the world and rid it of DBZ? Madison: OK. Sara: Great! *Ash, Brock, Misty and Pickachu come out of nowhere.* Sara: Will you help me take over the world? Misty: Yes. Brock: *In a lovesick voice* Yes, if you marry me! Sara: Nope! *Turns Brock into pile of ash* Ash: You killed Brock!! Sara: Your point? Ash:*looks horrified* Sara: If you don’t help me I will turn you into ash. Ash: You can’t turn me into myself!!! Sara: Oh yes I can! Misty: Ash, don’t push her! She might steal Pikachu, you know!!! Sara: *petting pikachu* Awww, how sweet.....You wanna come with me? You won't have to fight! *Pikachu nods* Ash: Fine I’ll help. Just bring Brock back, and get away from Pikachu! Sara: Ok. Bye Pikachu! *Brock comes back and Pikachu waves at Sara and walks back to Ash* Sara: Pikachu will you help me? Pikachu: Pi Pika chuuuuuu!!!! (Yes of course!!!!!!) Sara: Oh Quatre! Quatre: What Sara? Sara: Diiiiiiie!!!!!!!!*starts hitting Quatre with a big metal pole* Quatre: Why are you doing this to me? Sara: Because you are in love with..... Mihoshi!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quatre:You know about that?! Sara: Yes! DIIIIIE QUATRE DIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Turns Quatre into ash* Mihoshi: You killed my Quatre!!!!!!!!!! You must pay!!! *Takes out Sara Zapper 2000 and tries to kill Sara* Sara: Looks like there’s gonna be blood but it’s not going to be mine! *Takes out Mihoshi Zapper 1,000,000,001 and chases Mihoshi* Soon Mihoshi is dead on the floor and then becomes ashes. Sara: Heero? Heero: Leave me alone baka. Sara: Will you help me take over the world, rid it of DBZ, and blow up Sandhill? Heero: No. Sara: Do you want to be ash, Yuy? Heero: Fine. Duo: Ohhhh!! Can I help too? Please! Sara: Why wouldn’t you be able to? Duo: I dunno. Sara: I don’t think Trowa likes me much anymore. Heh heh. *Trowa looks very, very mad so Sara makes him a pile of ash.* Sara: Hey....HEY! Where are my Tenchi Muyo characters? I know I summoned them! Sasami: Thank you for inviting us. I’d love to help you take over the world, rid it of DBZ and blow up Sandhill. Tenchi: I think I will help, too. Ryoko: If Tenchi helps I do, too. Aeka: If Ryoko helps, I must protect Lord Tenchi. Sara: Where’s Mishoshi and Kyone? Sasami: I really don’t know... Sara: Hey, there’s Goku, Gohan, Krillin, and Veggie Butt. Veggie Butt: Hey! My name is Vegeta. Sara: Not anymore it isn’t. Sara: Now we can complete one of the tasks on our to do list! Lets kill the DBZ characters! Goku: This can’t be good. *The rest of the DBZ characters come out of nowhere.* All of the pokemon trainers send out all of their Pokemon. Hikiu, Umi and Fuu prepare their magic. Sakura's wand appears, Li’s Sword does too. Madison gets her camera ready. Heero, Duo and the Bark Butt formerly known as Wufei are suddleny in their Gundams. The Tenchi crew are ready to attack too. Sara prepares a magic spell too. Sara: Alright now!!!!!!!!!!! *A big bright light attacks and kills the DBZ characters.* Sara: Yay!! They're dead! Everybody Else: Yay! Tune in next time for chapter two! Harry Potter and his friends arrive. We might blow up Sandhill! (Yay!) Or we could take over the world! Find out next time! The Bark Butt Formerly Known as Wufei: Hey! I'm Chang Wufei, not Bark Butt! Sara: Not anymore! *smiles evily* Bark Butt: INJUSTICE!!! Sara: Shut up. We have to end this. See you all in Chapter 2! *zaps all anime characters back to their homes, and signals for the janitor to sweep up all the ash* Bye Bye! Sara Characters Tenchi Muyo Tenchi Ryoko Aeka Sasami Mishoshi (The one that didn’t get killed) Kyone Card Captors/Card Captor Sakura Sakura Li Madison Magic Knight Rayearth Fuu Umi Hikaru Pokemon Pikachu Ash Brock Misty Dragon Ball Z (DBZ) Goku Gohan Krillin Vegetal (Viggie Butt My nickname for him) Gundam Wing Heero Duo Trowa Quatre Wufei (Bark Butt My nick name for him) Other Stuff Sara = Me Mihoshi(the one that died) = A person I hate Ruby = My little sister That’s all fokes!