Hello. Nice to see you! So you want to be sorted, eh? You've come to the right place then. Just drop me a line, with your name, year, favorite Hogwarts house, and house you wish to be in.

Here's a sample:

Name- Jacob Aleksander Green 'Jake'
Year- 4th year
Favorite Hogwarts house- don't have one
House I wish to be in- Win'try

Got it? Good.