Credits & Disclaimer
Credits
Many people have contributed to the establishment of the First Church Of Salamandertron, and these persons, together with their accomplishments, are listed below. The Church would also like to acknowledge any outside sources on this page.
The Anti-Cardinal
The Most Reverend Dr Jenna
Muldoon, Keeper of the Inner Sanctum
Dungeon Keeper Dud
For the concept of the Church and for inviting the rest of us to join.
The Most Reverend Dr Jenna
For supplying a name for the Guardian Dragon (Socrates.)
She Whose Name Must Not Be Spoken
For creating and maintaining this site.
All Other Members
For supporting our Church and supplying creative and often highly humorous suggestions.
For the Forum and various other gadgets we shall be aquiring in future.
The Outpost 10F Dragon's Sanctuary
For the gif file which became Socrates. The Dragon's Sanctuary can be found through Outpost 10f.
Standard MIDI Files on the Net
For bringing sound to Salamandertron. We would like to add that this site links to various other MIDI sites via search mechanisms, and we have taken our sound files from these sites via the main site. If you feel we have not credited your individual site, please let us know and we will do our best to rectify the situation. Standard MIDI Files on the Net.
Disclaimer
We're not entirely sure that we need one of these, but being the considerate individuals that we are, you get one anyway. Prepare yourselves for the essay...
Firstly, the First Church of Salamandertron would like to point out that the Honourary Posthumous Members are not, nor ever were, in any way connected to the Church. (The same applies to our Totally Honourary Church Musician and Comedian.) However, our members think they're cool people and we have chosen to acknowledge this on our site. Should any person connected to these individuals request their removal from the list, they should email Salamandertron and we will do so as soon as possible.
Secondly, with the exception of the non-human members of the Church, by joining Salamandertron, members have consented to the addition of their suggested title to the list of brethren. Any member who wishes their name to be removed from the list should email Salamandertron and we will be happy to oblige. We will also remove your email address from our mailing list upon request. If, for any reason, you would like your email address to be concealed on the mailing list, please inform us and we will be happy to do so.
Thirdly, where we have used images or other files from various sites, to the best of our knowledge these have been credited accordingly. If this is not the case, or if you would like a graphic etc. removed, please do not hesitate to inform us. This also applies to any quotations or excerpts we may have used, where we believe we have acknowledged source and copyright appropriately.
Lastly, any offence caused to any religious groups, organizations, racial communities, global governments, international conspiracies and visiting aliens is entirely intentional and The First Church of Salamandertron will not be held responsible for the mental health of any individuals who take this site seriously.
The First Church of Salamandertron believes in free speech and equality. If you don't believe us, let us know. We guarantee a response, although what is not guaranteed is that you will like it.
Our Rights
All articles written on this site are copyright to their respective author. Unless we did not create it (images, quotations, MIDI files, you get the idea,) all material on this site is copyright to The First Church of Salamandertron. The First Church of Salamandertron is an original idea. We have no connections with any other organization calling itself Salamandertron. If you wish to reproduce any part of this site, you are required to request permission. Should you decline to do so, we know our rights and we will assert them.
In conclusion, be afraid. Be very afraid.