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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
-  Woody Allen

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
-  W. C. Fields

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.
-  Wilson Mizner

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
-  Ogden Nash

Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.
-  Alfred Hitchcock

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
-  Steven Wright

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.
-  F. M. Hubbard

The novelty of owning a pair of $5 trousers would have been enough for me, but those pants just keep on giving.
-  Richard, on the way he looks in his $5 jeans from the Gap

This isn't right. This isn't even wrong.
-  Wolfgang Pauli

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.
-  Mo Udall

I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side - I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts.
-  Bethania McKenstry

To succeed in the world, it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.
-  Voltaire

If you do this right, you’ll get out of here alive.
  Spoken like a true Protestant
-  Hannibal

Where are we going? And why am I in this hand basket?

Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.
-  George Bernard Shaw

Don't give up whatever you're trying to do – especially if you're convinced that you're botching it up.
-  George Weinberg

To persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man.
-  Euripides

You must train your intuition – you must trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide.
-  Ingrid Bergman

Do not confuse hunches with wishful thinking.
-   Joyce Brothers

Never hope more than you work.
-  Rita Mae Brown

If you want to achieve excellence, you can get there today. As of this second, quit doing less-than-excellent work.
-  Thomas J. Watson

I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing.
-  Edward Chilton

I think all the sexual guilt that has been put in Christianity is debilitating. That's how you keep a people divided.
-Tori Amos
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