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This page is dedicated to the OES and all the funny things they say:

Erin: Do you want me to change the channel?
Chris: Yes!  This movie is long and depressing!
Erin: No, it's happy!  They get out at the end.
Chris: Ok, we'll flip back in 3 hours and be happy. In the meantime they're freezing to death and eating each other and it's depressing. The thing about this movie is that they froze and ate each other for 90 days, and then they were like "Hey, maybe they're not going to find us.  We should try to get out on our own."  And two days later, Hey!  They're in Chile!
-  Erin and her brother Chris, on the movie Alive

I'd be doing a lot better at this game if I wasn't getting all this interference from the agriculture!
-  Jon

Are people going to phils last night?
-  Charlotte

Kristin: Gypsy, what are you doing?
Jay: I'm expanding my dominion.
Kristin: You're what?
Jay: Imperialism, yo!
-  Overheard one night when Kristin and Jay had to share floorspace.

I used to think I liked pancakes. It turns out I just like butter and syrup.
-  Mike

Hey, are you single and hot? Can you help me out here?
-  Cluck, to a group of girls on the street

If I become a tech writer, I'll be an alcoholic and beat my wife.
-  Mike, on career prospects


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