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It is their fate to be isolated and thus original.
- Oliver Sacks

Don't player-hate. . . participate. Youknowhumsayin?
- Wyclef Jean

It isn't exactly an academic school. They like football too much.
- Kaitlyn, on SMU

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning. . .that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
-  Frank Sintara

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
-  Ernest Hemmingway

The only stupid thing about words is the spelling of them.
-  Laura Ingalls Wilder

Everything ends badly. . . otherwise it wouldn't end.
-  Cocktail

Stop thinking today and start thinking about tomorrow.
-  Matthew Good

I don't want to own anything until I find a place where me and things go together. I'm not sure where that is, but I know what it's like. It's like Tiffany's. Listen. You know those days when you get the mean reds? No, not the blues. The blues are because you're getting fat or it's been raining too long. You're just sad, that's all. The mean reds are horrible. Suddenly you're afraid, and you don't know what you're afraid of. Don't you ever get that feeling? When I get it, what does any good is to jump into a cab and go to Tiffany's. Calms me down, right away. The quietness, the proud look. Nothing very bad could happen to you there. If I could find a real-life place that made me feel like Tiffany's, then. . . then I'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name.
- Breakfast at Tiffany's

You want him to fall in love with you, but since that's out of reach, you at least want him to like you.
-  Jane Fonda, on Robert Redford

You had my heart, my soul, and my intentions, but you walked out of my life with my cd collection.
-  2gether

I misunderstood you, you know, in lieu of understanding.
-  Kaitlyn

We lived the eleventh commandment, on high grade marijuana and low grade ecstasy.
-  Richard

Socialising is a big smile, and a smile is all teeth. Rest and be kind.
-  Jack Kerouac

Art is the lie that helps us understand the truth.
-  Pablo Picasso

Oh no! I'm living in a Cuckoo Clock!
-  Homer Simpson

Babies are so soft and tender; they taste better, I mean, if you were a giant oversized rat.
- Kaitlyn on why rats eat babies and not regular people

I can deal with the Presbyterians. It's the Catholics I'm against. The Catholics, and any church where people have to be Saved. That scares me, what with the singing and the crying and the raising your hands up to God. . . yup, freaks me right out.
-  Me, on why I'm afraid of going to church

Learning to pace yourself is the price of admission into the human race.
-  Veronique Vienne

Of course she's mad!  Men are incredibly stupid.
-  Erin's mom

Wow, he's like the President. . . of things I care about!
-  Just Shoot Me

Evil is so much better when it's yours.
-  Jon Jones
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